Yo mama jokes have come a long way in recent decades leaving behind the largely offensive one-liners in favor of somewhat cleaner ones. If you did not tell one of these jokes as a kid, did you even have a childhood? Today, these jokes are less about insulting a specific and mom and more concerned with the idea of a “mama.” Our hope is to share with you jokes that don’t sound derogatory and instead are funnier than they are mean.
There is a time and place for yo mama jokes and that time and place is not at school so if you share these jokes with your children, please explain that they are meant to be told in more casual settings. We dug deep to find the very best yo mama jokes out there so you can enjoy these one-liners all in the same place. Okay! Who’s ready for a laugh? Let’s get joking!
Let’s Get Silly with These Funny Yo Mama Jokes!
- Yo mama so unattractive even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
- Yo mama so thin when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again.
- Yo mama so broke when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, “Moving.”
- Yo mama so broke she can’t afford to pay attention.
- Yo mama so broke when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush.
- Yo mama so broke she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
- Yo mama so broke that your family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
- Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
- Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&M’s in alphabetical order.
- Yo mama so old she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
More Funny Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.
- Yo mama so creepy you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.
- Yo mama so silly she went to the dentist to get BlueTooth.
- Yo mama so old she was a waitress at The Last Supper.
- Yo mama so silly she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
- Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey.
- Yo mama so scary the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
- Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama so American that she deep-fried her toothpaste.
- Yo mama so silly she went to the YMCA thinking it’s Macy’s.
Awful Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama so ancient the back of her head looks like a raisin.
- Yo mama so sad blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.
- Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
- Yo mama so American she sued McDonald’s for selling French fries.
- Yo mama so silly she plays pool in her bathing suit.
- Yo mama so old when she was a child rainbows were still in black and white.
- Yo mama so clumsy she tripped over a cordless phone.
- Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class.
- Yo mama so messed up it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of garbage bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
More Wild Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama so silly she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
- Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama so old she was a crossing guard when Moses parted the red sea.
- Yo mama so literal she studied a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: “concentrate.”
- Yo mama so strict she wants you home before, during, and after dark.
- Yo mama so old she knew Gandalf before he had a beard.
- Yo mama so silly she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
- Yo mama teeth so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.
- Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
- Yo mama is so silly she won’t play Candy Crush cause she has diabetes.
Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama so scary she threw a boomerang, and it refused to come back.
- Yo mama so skinny she uses a tea bag as her pillow.
- Yo mama house so filthy she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
- Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
- Yo mama so rich even her yacht has a yacht.
- Yo mama so evil the devil sold his soul to her.
- Yo mama so silly she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
- Yo mama so messed up I saw her in a tree talking about how she was the branch manager.
- Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
More Funny Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama so silly when the judge said, “Order in the court!” she asked for fries and a shake.
- Yo mama so confused she got hit by a parked car.
- Yo mama so silly just grabbed a bowl and a spoon after hearing it’s chilly outside.
- Yo mama so messed up she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
- Yo mama so crazy that when I told her she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
- Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
- Yo mama so creepy when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
- Yo mama so mean her birth certificate is an apology letter.
- Yo mama so pale she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo Mama Jokes That You’ll Never Forget
- Yo mama so poor she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
- Yo mama cooking so nasty flies won’t even land on it.
- Yo mama so silly she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- Yo mama so short you can even see her feet on her driver’s license photo.
- Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
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- Yo mama so out of touch she thought Twitter was social media for birds.
- Yo mama house so small that you have to go outside to eat a large pizza.
- Yo mama is so classless she’s a Marxist utopia.
- Yo mama so scary she made One Direction go the opposite way.
- Yo mama so old her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.
Yo Mama Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle
- Yo mama so short that Santa tried to put her to work.
- Yo mama so poor that Nigerian princes send her money.
- Yo mama so silly that when I said “drinks on the house,” she grabbed a ladder.
- Yo mama so lazy she sticks her nose out the window to let the wind blow it for her.
- Yo mama so ancient her birth certificate says “expired.”
Don’t Sleep on These Yo Mama Jokes!
- Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers.
- Yo mama so messed up she watched “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
- Yo mama so silly she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
- Yo mama smells so bad she made Right Gaurd go left.
- Yo mama so old when she walked into an antique store they kept her.
More Yo Mama Jokes to Make You Laugh
- Yo mama so hot she makes jalapeños cry.
- Yo mama so ugly that your time of birth was TBD because her face stopped the clock.
- Yo mama so American that her birthday song is the National Anthem.
- Yo mama so scary she went into a haunted house and they kept her.
- Yo mama so silly she put two quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
- Yo mama so ugly that when she went to get into the bath the water jumped out.
- Yo mama so silly she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.
- Yo mama so strict she grounded you for getting a silver medal.
- Yo mama so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight, she lit her pocket on fire and said, “hot pocket.”
- Yo mama so messed up she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Even More Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama so honest she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
- Yo mama so silly she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
- Yo mama so messed up she tried to save a fish from drowning.
- Yo mama so silly her password asked her to choose 8 characters and she wrote “Snow White & the 7 Drawfs.”
- Yo mama so gross that I called her on the phone and got an ear infection.
- Yo mama so depressing she made a happy meal cry.
- Yo mama so unfortunate looking that when the devil saw her, he started praying.
- Yo mama so lazy she got a remote to operate her remote.
- Yo mama so silly she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
- Yo mama breath smells so bad she walked by a clock and it said, “Tic Tac.”
More Yo Mama Jokes to Enjoy
- Yo mama so messed up that I told her Spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.
- Yo mama so silly she sold her car for gas money.
- Yo mama so weird the Terminator said “I won’t be back.”
- Yo mama so scary a mugger made her wear the mask.
- Yo mama loves food so much her favorite cuisine is “seconds.”
Still More Yo Mama Jokes to Explore
- Yo mama so big she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo mama cooking is so bad that her food throws itself in the garbage.
- Yo mama so silly she walked into Wallgreens and said, “These walls aren’t even green!”
- Yo mama so hungry she created an email account just for the spam.
- Yo mama so scary she went to the zoo and the lions, tigers, and bears said, “Oh, my!”
Don’t Forget These Classic Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama so confusing she stumped Sherlock.
- Yo mama so silly she returned a puzzle, claiming it was broken.
- Yo mama so poor the front and back door are are on the same hinges.
- Yo mama like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.
- Yo mama so hairy they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
Get Into These Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama so nice she tried to give me the hair off my back.
- Yo mama so short she can’t even get high.
- Yo mama so old she’s got an autographed copy of the Bible.
- Yo mama so cold she gave me frostbite.
- Yo mama so old she celebrated the first Christmas.
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Our Favorite Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama so old she knew 50 Cent when he was just a quarter.
- Yo mama so silly she studied for a blood test.
- Yo mama so old that when she was told to at her own age, she died.
- Yo mama so mean she made the onion cry.
- Yo mama so old her first car was a Model T. T-Rex, that is.
There you go! We hope you found some yo mama jokes that are new to you that you can share with friends for a laugh. While it’s unfortunate that our culture has an entire genre of jokes insulting mothers, you can’t deny the hilarity in these absurd jokes. Keep some of these yo mama jokes in your back pocket for a rainy day and you will not regret it!
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