25 Times Amy Schumer Has Gotten Super Candid (and Hilarious, Duh!) About Pregnancy and Motherhood

We are huge fans of the hilarious Amy Schumer for cutting through all of the glossy perfection on Instagram and keeping it real about all things Mom Life. The comedian and actress isn’t afraid to cut the crap and show how unglamorous and emotionally taxing the life of a new parent can be. 

For those times when you feel so tired you could cry, we suggest scrolling through the new mom’s social media feed. Keep reading — and laughing — because here are Amy’s top Insta-Mom moments.

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25 Times Amy Schumer Has Gotten Hilariously Candid About Pregnancy and Motherhood

It all started with a birth announcement! Amy Schumer started her parenting journal with a tongue-in-cheek announcement that references the birth of Archie Harrison, who was born the day before.

Let us never forget the time Amy said she’d be in “hospital underwear for life!” in this iconic post.

From excitement to heartbreak, we fully relate to the new mama’s post about the feels associated with heading back to work. 

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Clearly Amy’s not ready for another go-around on the pregnancy train just yet…

Storytime is the new happy hour!

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How relatable is Amy Schumer with her messy hair and soulful stare?

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How do we get an invitation to this mom-and-babe hang?

Sign us up to document this dream team.

Let’s keep the entertainment light, shall we mamas?

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Yep, juggling motherhood and work has us crashed out on the couch too.

In response to Jessica Simpson’s post-baby weight loss, Amy added this cute swimsuit snap of her and her sis with the tag #norush. 

Take those postnatal undies and make ’em fashion!

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This photo perfectly captures the madness and bliss that is life with a newborn. It’s true: this sh*t is bananas. 

Our favorite funny lady faced tons of mom-shaming after heading back to work after the birth of her son. Thankfully, she decided to send out love and a pumping pic to all the haters. 

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Oh, we know this look. For many new moms, including famous ones, pumping is life. 

Never one to hold back, Amy let fans into her world right after giving birth. #MILFAlert 

We couldn’t agree more that women are warriors. Oh, and hyperemesis totally sucks. 

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Ok here’s my post baby annoying post and my takeaway from pregnancy. Women are the shit. Men are cool and whatever but women are fucking warriors and capable of anything. I was lucky enough to get to have a doula. Her name @domino_kirke @carriagehousebirth what do doulas do? I don’t totally know But what she did was make me and Chris feel totally secure and supported throughout my pregnancy and the birth process. I really recommend getting one if you can. Doctor Brill and all the nurses and pediatricians at Lenox Hill and all the other hospitals i spent time in this year, thank you for everything. I did Pilates with strong women and went for walks. I threw up violently and felt sick mostly every day of my pregnancy. Hyperemesis is real and it’s awful. But fuck, what they say is true. The second you give birth it’s gone. @hgmoms has the best research I found on the condition The only thing that helped me with my nausea was products from @thelordjones I learned that globally 1 in 5 births take place without the assistance of a skilled birth attendant. @everymomcounts is a great place to donate $250 equips a midwife with a bag of medical equipment needed to provide care to hundreds of women and babies in Guatemala. All my friends. Friends I’ve had for 30 years or people who encouraged me to “keep going” or telling me “it will be worth it”. Thank you. Every woman I encountered is so willing to help and advise you and I felt all their strength. And you were right. Thank you ladies from my family. Chris, Gene and of course Tatiana #titsleaking #wearingadiaper

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That feeling when you’re 5,000 months pregnant.

Straight off the runway, Amy rocked her best t-shirt and undies for the maternity version of NYFW.

Cheers! Here is Amy chugging the glucose screening test mocktail.

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At least she was puking in paradise.

What’s better than a good post-poop selfie?

The dehydrated mama-to-be kept on smiling while receiving IV fluids.

Never one to leave her fans out, Amy showed everyone exactly why she had to cancel her shows.

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And then, finally, there is the moment that actually started it all. The Moment. The moment Amy Schumer found out she was pregnant. (She was, naturally, on Jessica Seinfeld‘s toilet at the time.)

Thank goodness this first motherhood moment, and all the others that followed, were captured on camera. Keep bringing the candid and the funny, Amy! We can’t get enough!


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