Does anyone elses husband take 3 hours in the bathroom?

Has anyone’s husband taken 3 hours in the bathroom? I always wondered if it’s possible for someone to really be just pooping for that long. It was only 1 hour in the past, then it kept increasing and today was 3 hours. Who the hell takes that long to poop? He takes his computer and headphones with him, and he gets really angry if I dare to disconnect the internet while he’s in there and when I ask him about it he always comes up with excuses like poop just kept coming out, or I sit there until I poop he gets really offended if I mention that he might just be doing something else in there. It’s gotten to the point where I tell him that in a couple more years, he’s gonna take the whole day just to use the bathroom. Forgot to mention that this is an everyday thing, every morning he gets up at around the same time and stays there until lunchtime sometimes.

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Yeah no way hes just “pooping” …

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Definitely sounds like he might be doing something else in there

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No way it takes that long!

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Put some laxities in his food that’s what I did cut my husbands bullshit right out did it 1 year ago he hasn’t tried to pull that since

I wonder the same thing everyday about my boyfriend wtf does a person do for hours in the bathroom.

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Deff doing something else in there. Have you looked through his computer history?

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Probley messaging someone or talking through Skype

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You should leave him now.

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He’s hiding something.

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Yeah he’s doing something else in there

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I can understand taking maybe an hour but three… maybe he needs to see a doctor…

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Could you set up a camera?

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My guess is you have young kids and he is using that as an excuse to not deal with you and the kids for that long! Which is just bullshit.

My first jump to assumption would be hes taking care of his morning manly issues

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All I got to say is he is being mad shady. If he gets mad if you come in during that time I’d be checking his history. My S/O has no problem if I have to come in when he is peeing or pooping so I would really see what he is doing in there. Plant a camera.

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I think you pretty much know what he is doing…and it isn’t just pooping!

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Just walk In and if he gets pissed then u know something is up i walk in when my husband is on the toilet lol IDC!!:woman_shrugging:

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Promise youif the computer and headphones don’t go in there he s**** a lot quicker. He’s using that as an excuse to get privacy to use his computer to do things he’s not supposed to do. Set up a camera in the bathroom lol only you will be able to see it

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Hes hiding something and doing a very bad job at it

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