What happens if a guy takes birth control?

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Hahaha I used to keep a bottle of midol at work in a drawer for all us females. Well… one night a male coworker had a pretty bad headache, and he took a couple. The next morning he asked me if there were going to be any side effects. I said OMG YESSSSSSS… told him he was going to grow boobs and get really sensitive and probably start crying about every little thing!!! He believed me!!!

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This could be potentially be the cure to the “man cold” slip him some estrogen and he may be able to grab the remote two feet away.

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I’m actually super curious now… What would happen if a guy took the pill every day?

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Well, if he’s trying to become a woman
he might want less facial hair, he will
want some boobs … also smooth skin.
oh and his voice may soften.

Everyone will congratulate him for his responsibility. Church leaders will proclaim the wisdom of a man who controls his ‘seed’.
It will count as preventive medicine and be totally free on all insurance programs. Companies may even offer discounts to those using birth control.
Politicians will burn down pharma responsible for any negative side effects.

Every time they come up with a bc pill for men, it causes a lot of the same issues as women. Mood swings, depression, weight gain and usually a distaste for sex. They have trouble getting an erection.

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If he regularly took the ‘combined pill’, which contains oestrogen and progestogen hormones, it would have mild feminising effects, such as wider hips, softer skin and slight breast development. Regularly taking a progestogen-only pill would have the main impact of reducing his sperm count and libido.

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He doesn’t have to shave for a month, but he’ll be moody about it

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I hope he explodes from the hear end out!!! That’s what he want’s ,right???

Is this a serious question?? Some of the questions yall post are dumb asf!!!

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Depends on what kind he uses. The little pill won’t help him. Just saying!!!

He’ll be transformed into a ggiirrllll.
He’ll grow a vulva, and other female components.
You will then be referred to as a “bad vagina!” when a mistake is made. :joy::joy:

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He’d have an excuse for PMS…promoting mental illness.

As in the pill? It’s meant to alter female hormones so he’ll start to experience weird symptoms, including, possibly, growing breasts or getting acne breakouts.

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I put birth control pills In a potted snake plant and it bloomed

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I got a syringe full of pitocin that was ment for a cow. Went to the er, ended up being fine.

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Are people really this dumb?

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He could become very ill in most cases.

Where do these people come from? Why is this even a question?

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