13 Funny and Relatable Parenting Tweets That Really Sum Up the Whole Experience

M Russoniello

6 years ago

Social media isn’t always fun and games, but today, it absolutely is.

The joys (and opposite-of-joys) of parenthood are rife for comedy. That’s why we love parents who tweet. The best ones are able to sum up whole life experiences in 240 characters or less and be absolutely hilarious at the same time.

Therefore, we think you’ll get a kick out of these stunningly hilarious parents tweeting their joys and frustrations into the universe.

Below, we’ve rounded up a collection of hilarious and relatable parenting tweets that are sure to make you howl with laughter and recognition.

So from “Baby Shark” and Game of Thrones to disastrous math quizzes and bologna shoved into a Blu-ray player, this is parenthood in tweet form.

Best New Invention

My toddler just got a hold of a tub of butter, rubbed it all over her legs, and said “lotion you can eat” and I feel like she may be onto something.
— bottom of my purse (@Bottomofmypurse) April 7, 2019

Can’t Argue With Facts

[watching the new Star Wars teaser]

6-year-old: Girls are the best Jedi.

Me: Maybe.

6: It wasn’t a question.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 12, 2019

Baby Shark…

When you’re a parent, but also a GoT fan:
Sansa Stark doo doo do doo doo do doo doo
Robb Stark doo doo do doo doo do doo doo
Bran Stark doo doo do doo doo do doo doo
Jon Snow
— Erin De Boer (@AcciSuperMom) April 12, 2019

The Answer Is Obviously ‘No’

If you don’t yell “WHO PUT ALL THESE BUTT WIPES IN THE TOILET?!?!" at least once a day, are you even a parent?
— Netflix Family (@netflixfamily) April 4, 2019

But He’s So Little…

You’re not fully an adult until you see a 16 year old driving a car and you are certain they are 10.
— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) April 7, 2019

Choices Were Made

Great news! My son is officially the perfect height for me to leap frog over him while he stands.

**Update**
Do not attempt this. I have made another bad parenting decision.
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) April 16, 2019

So She’s Got the Skills, But Not the Drive

The same kid that just complained she can’t find any of the words in her word search vocab HW somehow manages to pick out every bit of onion in her dinner, so clearly motivation is key.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 15, 2019

Something Doesn’t Add Up

My son was telling me about a math test that he bombed & said that 70% of the class bombed it, too. My response:

“You just failed a math test. I’m pretty sure that percentage is wrong, too.”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 8, 2019

It’s the Polite Thing to Do

Why can’t babies just scream internally like the rest of us?
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) April 11, 2019

And a Valuable Life Skill Was Acquired…

https://twitter.com/MrGirlDad/status/1118113750068932608

Enjoy the Easy Excuse While You Can

I don’t go out very much because I have little kids, but OMG just you wait, once they get older… I’m gonna come up with another excuse.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 14, 2019

Truly Better Than Sex

Sure sex is great, but have you ever had the house to yourself?
— Jersey (@imadoofustoo) April 13, 2019

And Lastly, a Compelling Argument

Have kids so instead of going out to dinner you can cook and yell until someone cries.
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) April 12, 2019

So do you have any funny parenting tweets you’d like to share? Leave a comment with a link. We may feature your submission in future editions of Funny Parenting Tweets!