Whether she’s dodging an invitation to the latest drive-by honking parade or stress eating Skittles, @LurkAtHomeMom never fails to make us laugh with her funny parenting tweets. She’s breaking down the most hilarious, and challenging, moments of parenting, one tweet at a time.
The comedy writer and mama is constantly dodging her kids’ excuses and cleaning up their messes while letting us in on the madness. Give her a follow and enjoy our hilarious parenting tweets from Lurkin’ Mom.
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Our Favorite Funny Parenting Tweets by @LurkAtHomeMom
We’re in Trouble
Why in the world did we sign up for this never-ending game?
Tired Excuses
Isn’t it interesting how the fatigue comes on strong when it’s time for chores?
It’s “I’m Starving” Bedtime
At our house, they also become quite thirsty and have to go to the bathroom 700 times.
Keeping Up Appearances
The lawn looks great, but the living room appears to have been hit by a tornado.
Good Intentions
Why did I think a family beach day would be relaxing?
Taste the Rainbow
That didn’t work out. Time to try M&M’S, I guess.
Call the Moving Van
That’s where all of our dishes and blankets went!
Undying Devotion
The love of our life is nothing if not consistent until the very end.
Executive Assistant
Hey Boss Baby, we need a raise for all of this administrative work.
No Splashing
You have no idea what goes into obtaining a “natural” beach wave, kids.
So Much Plastic
Mother Earth sheds a tear each time one of these dolls is unwrapped.
Lesson Learned
Apparently now is not the time for independent exploration.
STEM-Based Curriculum
We believe in hands-on learning at our home school of excellence.
Goodbye Youth
At this point a drunk brisk walk feels risky.
Dog Days of Summer
So.Much.Family.Time.
No Self-Control
Yet that bag of carrots has lasted 90 days.
Forever Trolling
I don’t remember asking you, but thanks for your humble opinion.
Chef Chez Moi
Pretty sure that mac and cheese will earn us a Michelin Star.
Watermelon Wasteland
Just when we think we have them figured out, they go and completely contradict everything.
Cardio Emergency
Going to need 90 minutes of recovery after that one.
Unicorn Expert
Your creative ideas are not welcome here.
Take Your Pick
It’s also a time to burn that copy of Lean In hanging around on the bookshelf.
Everything is Fine
It’s great… we’re saving on haircuts.
Bless Him
His great struggles will build character.
Introvert Problems
Who made these drive-by parties a thing? We’d like to have a word.
Contents
- 1 Our Favorite Funny Parenting Tweets by @LurkAtHomeMom
- 1.1 We’re in Trouble
- 1.2 Tired Excuses
- 1.3 It’s “I’m Starving” Bedtime
- 1.4 Keeping Up Appearances
- 1.5 Good Intentions
- 1.6 Taste the Rainbow
- 1.7 Call the Moving Van
- 1.8 Undying Devotion
- 1.9 Executive Assistant
- 1.10 No Splashing
- 1.11 So Much Plastic
- 1.12 Lesson Learned
- 1.13 STEM-Based Curriculum
- 1.14 Goodbye Youth
- 1.15 Dog Days of Summer
- 1.16 No Self-Control
- 1.17 Forever Trolling
- 1.18 Chef Chez Moi
- 1.19 Watermelon Wasteland
- 1.20 Cardio Emergency
- 1.21 Unicorn Expert
- 1.22 Take Your Pick
- 1.23 Everything is Fine
- 1.24 Bless Him
- 1.25 Introvert Problems
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