Mommy Cusses, the self-proclaimed domestic hot mess of a mama, never fails to make us laugh via her Twitter account, @Mommy_Cusses. The over-sharing, swearing social media queen is navigating school zooms, tantrums, and emotional breakdowns. Thankfully, she’s letting her followers in on the madness at every turn.
If you’re looking for a laugh from a mom who keeps it real, we have a treat for you. Our team has rounded up the most hilarious, top 15 tweets from Mommy Cusses for your enjoyment. The next time you are whisper screaming during your kiddos home school session, remember that you’re not alone and Mommy Cusses is probably somewhere tweeting about the exact same thing.
The Funniest Parenting Tweets by Mommy Cusses
The baby gate is the best home security system you’ve ever seen. We dare you to just try to get past it.
You want to know why I’m on edge? Let me introduce you to the little humans who are surrounding me, non-stop.
Someone please hid the hair clippers!
Whisper screaming during a Zoom mute is truly a sign of the times.
Netflix and Chillin’
Please let us relax and attempt to solve murder mysteries in our sweats.
Teaching is a filthy business. Bless you.
What’s the last Google rabbit-hole that you went down while hanging off the side of the bed?
All or Nothing
Either you’re going to get my entire life story or I’ll leave you on read for three months.
Barely Hanging On
It takes everything we have just to hang on, mamas.
Taking calming breaths sounds nice, but have you met my kids?
This is not the time for enforcing all of the rules.
Get the Shovel
It should entertain them for at least an hour.
We’re pretty sure she is learning resilience.
Oregon Trail: Parent Edition
At least dysentery is no longer a threat!
Which mom will you be today?
Katie Nave is a freelance writer, producer, and mama living in Brooklyn, New York. Driven by her passion for storytelling, she is always seeking opportunities to elevate people who are working to better the world around them.
- 1 The Funniest Parenting Tweets by Mommy Cusses
- 1.1 Security System
- 1.2 Sweet Stressors
- 1.3 Breakdown, Popstar-Style
- 1.4 Whisper Screams
- 1.5 Netflix and Chillin’
- 1.6 Super Spreaders
- 1.7 Google Goodnights
- 1.8 All or Nothing
- 1.9 Barely Hanging On
- 1.10 Good Intentions
- 1.11 Permission Granted
- 1.12 Get the Shovel
- 1.13 Educational Meltdown
- 1.14 Oregon Trail: Parent Edition
- 1.15 IDGAF
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