120+ Kids Knock Knock Jokes That Will Keep Them Giggling

Kids knock knock jokes have been beloved for generations as the beloved formate has yielded many a silly jest. For some, these jokes have gotten a bad reputation because, typically, the worst kids knock knock jokes are the ones we remember most. But, we’re here to prove that this style of joke for kids still slaps and children cannot get enough of them. Punny, corny, and often cheesy, these jokes never fail to tickle a young person’s sense of humor.

We’ve rounded up some of our favorite kids knock knock jokes so that you can share as many as you like to entertain and keep a child in a positive mood. Take a look at some of the best kids knock knock jokes of all time below and return to this list whenever a laugh is needed. Happy knock-knocking!

Make Them Laugh with These Funny Kids Knock Knock Jokes!

Goofy Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Arfur.
  Arfur who?
  Arfur got!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Iva.
  Iva who?
  Iva sore hand from knocking!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Stopwatch.
  Stopwatch who?
  Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Amarillo.
  Amarillo who?
  Amarillo kind person.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Alice.
  Alice who?
  Alice fair in love and war

Endearing Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Peeka.
  Peeka who?
  Oh, there you are!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Bam.
  Bam who?
  Bam who is what pandas eat.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  A wood wok.
  A wood wok who?
  A wood wok 500 miles, and a wood wok 500 more.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Utah.
  Utah who?
  Utah-lking to me?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Kent.
  Kent who?
  Kent you tell by my voice? 

Punny Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Someone who’s too short to reach the doorbell!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Honeydew.
  Honeydew who?
  Honeydew you wanna dance?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Sara.
  Sarah who?
  Is Sara phone I could use?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Orange.
  Orange who?
  Orange you going to unlock the door? 

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Wooden shoe.
  Wooden shoe who?
  Wooden shoe like to hear more knock knock jokes?

Silly Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Weirdo.
  Weirdo who?
  Weirdo you think you’re headed?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Nobel.
  Nobel who?
  Nobel, that’s why I was knocking! 

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Lettuce.
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cows go.
  Cows go who?
  No, silly! Cows go moo.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Pecan.
  Pecan who?
  Pecan someone your own size.

Exciting Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Sweden.
  Sweden who?
  Sweden sour chicken!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Robin.
  Robin who?
  Robin you! Now hand over your cash.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  A broken pencil.
  A broken pencil who?
  Never mind, it’s totally pointless.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Gorilla.
  Gorilla who?
  Gorilla me a hamburger!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Annie.
  Annie who?
  Annie way, will you let me in?

Special Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
   Candice.
   Candice who?
   Candice door open or are you gonna leave me out here?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Tennis.
  Tennis who?
  Tennis five plus five!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Abe.
  Abe who?
  Abe-C-D-E!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  A Mayan.
  A Mayan who?
  A Mayan in your way?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Howard.
  Howard who?
  Howard I know?

Cheeky Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Amos.
  Amos who?
  A mosquito!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  I am.
  I am who?
  So you have identity problems, huh?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Lettuce.
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in or we’ll bust down the door!

• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Dishes.
  Dishes who?
  Dishes the police, open up!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Amish.
  Amish who?
  Really, you’re a shoe? Ugh…

Brilliant Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Doctor.
  Doctor who?
  No, just the doctor.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Alice.
  Alice who?
  Alice so quiet. Time to make some noise!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Dwayne.
  Dwayne who?
  Dwayne the bathtub! I’m drowning!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Honeybee.
  Honeybee who?
  Honeybee a dear and open up the door, won’t you?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Boo.
  Boo who?
  For heaven’s sake, why are you crying?

Charming Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Tank.
  Tank who?
  You’re welcome.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  I need a puh.
  I need a puh-who?
  Then why don’t you find a bathroom! 

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Art.
  Art who?
  R2-D2!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Interrupting sloth.
  Interrupting sloth who?
  (10 seconds of silence)
  Sloooooooooth.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cantaloupe.
  Cantaloupe who?
  Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re not old enough!

Hilarious Kids Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec it when you ask me questions.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Beats.
  Beats who?
  Beats me. 

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Control Freak.
  Contro-
  OK, now you say control freak who?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cash.
  Cash who?
  No thanks, but I’d love some almonds.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Carl.
  Carl who?
  A Carl get you here faster than a bike.

Daft Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Owls say.
  Owls say who?
  Yes, they do.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Anita.
  Anita who?
  Anita go to the bathroom!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  June.
  June who?
  June know how long I’ve been knocking for?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Nun.
  Nun who?
  Nunya business!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Europe.
  Europe who?
  No, you’re a poo!

Hearty Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Adore.
  Adore who? 
  Adore is between you and me, so please open it!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Haven.
  Haven who?
  Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ice cream soda.
  Ice cream soda who?
  Ice scream soda people can hear me!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Hike.
  Hike who?
  I didn’t know you enjoyed Japanese poetry!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Tiss.
  Tiss who?
  A tiss-who is for blowing my nose.  

Amusing Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  I am.
  I am who?
  You don’t even know who you are???

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there? 
  Lena.
  Lena who?
  Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you more jokes!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Leon.
  Leon who?
  Leon me when you’re not strong!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ketchup.
  Ketchup who?
  Ketchup with me, and I’ll let you know!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Needle.
  Needle who?
  Needle little money, pretty please.

Humorous Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cher.
  Cher who?
  Cher would be nice if you opened that door! 

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Some.
  Some who?
  Someday you’ll recognize me!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Tat.
  Tat who?
  I’ve always thought you’d look great with one on your arm.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cuck.
  Cuck who?
  Are you a clock now?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Reed.
  Reed who?
  Redo? Okay, Knock, knock.

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Comic Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Goat.
  Goat who?
  Goato the front door and find out!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Radio.
  Radio who?
  Radio not, here I come!

• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Interrupting sheep.
  Interrupting sheep w…
  Baaaaaaaaahhhh.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Oink-oink.
  Oink-oink who?
  Are you a pig or an owl?

• Knock knock.
  Who’s there?
  Horsp.
  Horsp who?
  Did you say, “horse poo?”

Droll Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Interrupting pirate.
  Interrupting pira…
  ARGHHHHHHHH!!!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Justin.
  Justin who?
  Justin time for supper!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Hatch.
  Hatch who?
  You sound like you have a cold!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Thank.
  Thank who?
  You’re welcome! 

• Moo.
  (Confused pause) Who’s there?
  A time-traveling cow. 

Laughable Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Boo.
  Boo who?
  Why are you crying?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Alpaca.
  Alpaca who?
  Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  You don’t remember me?!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cabbage.
  Cabbage who?
  Do you expect a cabbage to have a last name?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Kanga.
  Kanga who?
  It’s correctly pronounced Kangaroo.

Hysterical Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Canoe.
  Canoe who?
  Canoe come and play with me? I’m bored!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cow.
  Cow who?
  No, the cow says “mooooooo!”

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Nicholas.
  Nicholas who?
  A Nicholas not a lot of money these days.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Icing.
  Icing who?
  Icing so loudly so that everyone can hear me!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  …
  …silence who?
  It’s no use, I forgot my name again. 

Riotous Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Odysseus.
  Odysseus who?
  Odysseus the last straw!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Anudder.
  Anudder who?
  Anudder Odysseus!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Luke.
  Luke who?
  Luke through the keyhole and see!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Razor.
  Razor who?
  Razor hand and dance your backside off!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Police.
  Police who?
  Police hurry, I’ve got to go to the restroom. 

Witty Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Figs.
  Figs who?
  Figs the doorbell already!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Euripides.
  Euripides who?
  Euripides jeans and you will pay for them, OK?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Iran.
  Iran who?
  Iran all the way here!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Says.
  Says who?
  Says me, that’s who!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Mustache.
  Mustache who?
  Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

Waggish Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Opportunity.
  Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Voodoo.
  Voodoo who?
  Voodoo you think you are asking me all these questions?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Hatch.
  Hatch who?
  God bless you!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Smellmop.
  Smellmop who?
  Gross! No thanks!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ida.
  Ida who?
  It’s pronounced Idaho.

Bright Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Kenya.
  Kenya who?
  Kenya feel the love tonight?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cereal.
  Cereal who?
  Cereal pleasure to meet you!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Theodore.
  Theodore who?
  Theodore wasn’t open, so I decided to knock.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Billy Bob Joe Penny.
  Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
  Seriously? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ya.
  Ya who?
  No thanks, I use Google.

Handy Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  To.
  To who?
  No, it’s to whom!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cargo.
  Cargo who?
  Cargo beep, beep and vroom!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Dejav. 
  Dejav who?
  Knock, knock.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Spell.
  Spell who?
  W-H-O!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Alex.
  Alex who?
  Alex-plain after you open the door!

Cunning Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Hawaii.
  Hawaii who?
  I’m okay, Hawaii you?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Anita.
  Anita who?
  Anita drink some water so please let me in!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Keith.
  Keith who?
  Keith me, my thweet prince!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Olive.
  Olive who?
  Olive next door. Howdy neighbor!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Double.
  Double who?
  W!

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Our Favorite Kids Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Candice.
  Candice who?
  Candice joke get any worse?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  A little old lady.
  A little old lady who?
  Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Quiche.
  Quiche who?
  Can I have a hug and a quiche?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  A leaf.
  A leaf who?
  A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Wa.
  Wa who?
  Wa are you so excited about?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Annie.
  Annie who?
  Annie thing you can do I can better!

Now you have some excellent kids knock knock jokes! Tell them to as many little ones as you can find to spread joy. These silly kids knock knock jokes are certain to be a big hit with younger kids as young children really love the format. If you are interested in even more jokes for kids, keep reading! We have the best lunchbox jokes to pack with your kids’ lunches!

Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About Food

• Why did the vegetable call the plumber? It had a leek.
• What does a chocolate bar do when something’s funny? It snickers!
• What’s a deer’s favorite ice cream flavor? Cookie doe.

More Food Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did the gummy bears say to the Jolly Rancher after it gave them a gift? “You’re too sweet!”
• What do you call an ice cream cone in each hand? A balanced diet.
• Why did the wedding cake need a tissue at the reception? It was in tiers.

Even More Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About Food

• What’s spaghetti’s favorite action movie? Mission Impastable. 
• What did the mother noodle say to its son at the dinner table? “Pasta salt, please.”
• How did the mac ‘n’ cheese noodle fix the sink? With a little elbow grease.

Yep, More Yummy Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• When was a noodle a piece of dough? In a pasta life.
• Why did the loaf of bread decide to adopt a puppy? It thought the puppy was a-dough-rable.
• What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed? It rolled with it.

Delicious Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did one cheese scientist say to the other? “You’re brie-lliant!”
• Who brings cows money when they lose their teeth? The Tooth Dairy.
• Why did the man go to the yogurt museum? To get a little culture.

Tasty Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What’s a fruit’s favorite motivational quote? Seeds the day!
• Why did the peach buy deodorant? To freshen up its pits.
• What’s an apple’s favorite airline to fly? Fruit flies.

Delectable Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What do you call a band of berries practicing music? A jam session.
• What’s a turnip’s favorite soda? Root beer.
• What’s a vegetable’s favorite backyard game? Cornhole.

Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School

• How do bees get to school? By school buzz.
• Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do. / What was that? / My homework!
• Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet. / Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!

More Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School

• What school supply is always tired? A knapsack!
• Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed? She couldn’t control her pupils!
• What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher? Getting lost.

Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School About Learning

• Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball? Because she had the perfect pitch.
• Why did the student drown? All her grades were below C-level!
• When is a blue school book not a blue school book? When it is read!

Even More Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School

• Where did the pencil go for vacation? To Pennsylvania.
• Why did the boy take a ladder to school? Because he wanted to get to high school.
• Why did the teacher draw on the window? Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

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Math Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did the math book say to the other math book? “I’ve got problems.”
• What did the calculator say to the other calculator? “You can count on me!”
• Why is arithmetic hard work? All those numbers you have to carry.

More Math Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables? Times Square.
• What tools do you need for math? MultiPLIERS.
• Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.

Science Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School

• Why are chemists so good at solving problems? They’re always working with solutions.
• What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another? “Sorry! My Fault.”
• What will never go viral no matter how popular they get? Antibiotics.

More Science Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School

• Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere? It made him feel like he was in his element.
• What sound does a sub-atomic duck make? Quark.
• Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast? He couldn’t put it down.

History Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What’s an Ancient Egyptian’s favorite restaurant? Pizza Tut!
• What was the most popular kids’ movie in Ancient Greece? Troy Story!
• How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!

More History Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• How did Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code!
• Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages? Because there were so many knights!
• Where was the declaration of independence signed? At the bottom!

Animal Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did the horse say when it fell? “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
• Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives.
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Even More Wild Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
• Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory-dickory-dock.
• What did the duck say when buying lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

Even More Animal Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? “Should we walk home or take a dog?”
• Why do cows like being told jokes? Because they like being a-moosed!
• What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch.

Knock-Knock Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Arfur.
  Arfur who?
  Arfur got!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Utah.
  Utah who?
  Utah-lking to me?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Honeydew.
  Honeydew who?
  Honeydew you wanna dance?

More Knock-Knock Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Nobel.
  Nobel who?
  Nobel, that’s why I was knocking! 

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cows go.
  Cows go who?
  No, silly! Cows go moo.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Sweden.
  Sweden who?
  Sweden sour chicken!

Random Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What does a snake learn in school? Hissstory.
• What did the glue say to the teacher? “I’m stuck on you.”
• How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

More Random Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling crumby.
• What kind of room has no doors or windows? A mushroom.
• What do you say to a fancy cactus? You look sharp.

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Our Favorite Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved.
• Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck.
• Who is the king of all school supplies? The ruler.

There you go! We hope you found some great lunch box jokes for kids that your child will get a kick out of. There’s no better way to spread a little joy than with laughter so pack a little joke along with your kid’s lunch to make them smile and also let them know you care. Have fun with it!