125+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock knock jokes for kids have been beloved for generations as the beloved formate has yielded many a silly jest. For some, these jokes have gotten a bad reputation because, typically, the worst knock knock jokes are the ones we remember most. But, we’re here to prove that this style of joke for kids still slaps and children cannot get enough of them. Punny, corny, and often cheesy, these jokes never fail to tickle a young person’s sense of humor.

We’ve rounded up some of our favorite knock knock jokes for kids so that you can share as many as you like to entertain and keep a child in a positive mood. Take a look at some of the best knock knock jokes of all time below and return to this list whenever a laugh is needed. Happy knock-knocking!

Make Them Laugh with These Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!

Goofy Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Arfur.
    Arfur who?
    Arfur got!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iva.
    Iva who?
    Iva sore hand from knocking!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Stopwatch.
    Stopwatch who?
    Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amarillo.
    Amarillo who?
    Amarillo kind person.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alice.
    Alice who?
    Alice fair in love and war

Endearing Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Peeka.
    Peeka who?
    Oh, there you are!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bam.
    Bam who?
    Bam who is what pandas eat.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A wood wok.
    A wood wok who?
    A wood wok 500 miles, and a wood wok 500 more.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Utah.
    Utah who?
    Utah-lking to me?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kent.
    Kent who?
    Kent you tell by my voice? 

Punny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

via GIPHY

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Someone who’s too short to reach the doorbell!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Honeydew.
    Honeydew who?
    Honeydew you wanna dance?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sara.
    Sarah who?
    Is Sara phone I could use?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to unlock the door? 
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear more knock knock jokes?

Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Weirdo.
    Weirdo who?
    Weirdo you think you’re headed?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?

    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    Nobel, that’s why I was knocking! 
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No, silly! Cows go moo.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pecan.
    Pecan who?
    Pecan someone your own size.

Exciting Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sweden.
    Sweden who?
    Sweden sour chicken!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Robin.
    Robin who?
    Robin you! Now hand over your cash.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A broken pencil.
    A broken pencil who?
    Never mind, it’s totally pointless.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gorilla.
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla me a hamburger!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie way, will you let me in?

Special Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

via GIPHY

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
     Candice.
     Candice who?
     Candice door open or are you gonna leave me out here?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tennis.
    Tennis who?
    Tennis five plus five!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Abe.
    Abe who?
    Abe-C-D-E!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A Mayan.
    A Mayan who?
    A Mayan in your way?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard I know?

Cheeky Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?
    A mosquito!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I am.
    I am who?
    So you have identity problems, huh?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in or we’ll bust down the door!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes the police, open up!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amish.
    Amish who?
    Really, you’re a shoe? Ugh…

Brilliant Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doctor.
    Doctor who?
    No, just the doctor.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alice.
    Alice who?
    Alice so quiet. Time to make some noise!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub! I’m drowning!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Honeybee.
    Honeybee who?
    Honeybee a dear and open up the door, won’t you?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    For heaven’s sake, why are you crying?

Charming Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

via GIPHY

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I need a puh.
    I need a puh-who?
    Then why don’t you find a bathroom! 
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Art.
    Art who?
    R2-D2!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting sloth.
    Interrupting sloth who?
    (10 seconds of silence)
    Sloooooooooth.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cantaloupe.
    Cantaloupe who?
    Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re not old enough!

Hilarious Knock Knock Joke for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec it when you ask me questions.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Beats.
    Beats who?
    Beats me. 
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Control Freak.
    Contro-
    OK, now you say control freak who?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I’d love some almonds.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Carl.
    Carl who?
    A Carl get you here faster than a bike.

Daft Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Owls say.
    Owls say who?
    Yes, they do.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Anita go to the bathroom!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    June.
    June who?
    June know how long I’ve been knocking for?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nun.
    Nun who?
    Nunya business!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    No, you’re a poo!

Hearty Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

via GIPHY

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Adore.
    Adore who? 
    Adore is between you and me, so please open it!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Haven.
    Haven who?
    Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream soda.
    Ice cream soda who?
    Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hike.
    Hike who?
    I didn’t know you enjoyed Japanese poetry!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tiss.
    Tiss who?
    A tiss-who is for blowing my nose.  

Amusing Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I am.
    I am who?
    You don’t even know who you are???
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there? 
    Lena.
    Lena who?
    Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you more jokes!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Leon.
    Leon who?
    Leon me when you’re not strong!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup with me, and I’ll let you know!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Needle.
    Needle who?
    Needle little money, pretty please.

Humorous Knock Knock Jokes

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cher.
    Cher who?
    Cher would be nice if you opened that door! 
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Some.
    Some who?
    Someday you’ll recognize me!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tat.
    Tat who?
    I’ve always thought you’d look great with one on your arm.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cuck.
    Cuck who?
    Are you a clock now?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Reed.
    Reed who?
    Redo? Okay, Knock, knock.

RELATED: 25 Animal Jokes for Kids

Comic Knock Knock Jokes

via GIPHY

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Goat.
    Goat who?
    Goato the front door and find out!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Radio.
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting sheep.
    Interrupting sheep w…
    Baaaaaaaaahhhh.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oink-oink.
    Oink-oink who?
    Are you a pig or an owl?
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Horsp.
    Horsp who?
    Did you say, “horse poo?”

Droll Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting pirate.
    Interrupting pira
    ARGHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin time for supper!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?

    Hatch.
    Hatch who?
    You sound like you have a cold!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Thank.
    Thank who?
    You’re welcome! 
  • Moo.
    (Confused pause) Who’s there?
    A time-traveling cow. 

Laughable Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Why are you crying?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca.
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    You don’t remember me?!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cabbage.
    Cabbage who?
    Do you expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kanga.
    Kanga who?
    It’s correctly pronounced Kangaroo.

Hysterical Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

via GIPHY

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe come and play with me? I’m bored!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow.
    Cow who?
    No, the cow says “mooooooo!”
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nicholas.
    Nicholas who?
    A Nicholas not a lot of money these days.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Icing.
    Icing who?
    Icing so loudly so that everyone can hear me!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?

    …silence who?
    It’s no use, I forgot my name again. 

Riotous Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Odysseus.
    Odysseus who?
    Odysseus the last straw!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anudder.
    Anudder who?
    Anudder Odysseus!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke through the keyhole and see!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Razor.
    Razor who?
    Razor hand and dance your backside off!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police hurry, I’ve got to go to the restroom. 

Witty Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Figs.
    Figs who?
    Figs the doorbell already!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Euripides.
    Euripides who?
    Euripides jeans and you will pay for them, OK?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iran.
    Iran who?
    Iran all the way here!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Says.
    Says who?
    Says me, that’s who!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mustache.
    Mustache who?
    Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

Waggish Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

via GIPHY

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Opportunity.
    Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Voodoo.
    Voodoo who?
    Voodoo you think you are asking me all these questions?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hatch.
    Hatch who?
    God bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Smellmop.
    Smellmop who?
    Gross! No thanks!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ida.
    Ida who?
    It’s pronounced Idaho.

Bright Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kenya.
    Kenya who?
    Kenya feel the love tonight?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cereal.
    Cereal who?
    Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Theodore.
    Theodore who?
    Theodore wasn’t open, so I decided to knock.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Billy Bob Joe Penny.
    Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
    Seriously? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    No thanks, I use Google.

Handy Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    To.
    To who?
    No, it’s to whom!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo who?
    Cargo beep, beep and vroom!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dejav. 
    Dejav who?
    Knock, knock.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    W-H-O!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alex.
    Alex who?
    Alex-plain after you open the door!

Cunning Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

via GIPHY

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hawaii.
    Hawaii who?
    I’m okay, Hawaii you?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Anita drink some water so please let me in!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Keith.
    Keith who?
    Keith me, my thweet prince!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive next door. Howdy neighbor!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Double.
    Double who?
    W!

YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE: 300 Jokes For Kids That Are Funny

Our Favorite Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

125+ funny knock knock jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Candice.
    Candice who?
    Candice joke get any worse?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Quiche.
    Quiche who?
    Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A leaf.
    A leaf who?
    A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wa.
    Wa who?
    Wa are you so excited about?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie thing you can do I can better!

Now you have some excellent knock knock jokes for kids! Tell them to as many little ones as you can find to spread joy. These silly jokes are certain to be a big hit with younger kids as young children really love the format. Enjoy!

About Mamas Uncut

Mamas Uncut is THE online place for moms. We cover the latest about motherhood, parenting, and entertainment as well – all with a mom-focused twist. So if you're looking for parenting advice from real parents, we have plenty of it, all for moms from moms, and also experts. Because, at the end of the day, our mission is focused solely on empowering moms and moms-to-be with the knowledge and answers they’re looking for in one safe space.

.