Spit-up happens. Like, a lot. Who among us has a t-shirt or blouse that is not currently stained with spit-up, which may be anywhere from a few minutes to a few months old. We know the drill. But despite our familiarity with spit-up, we’ve never seen a stain like this before.
Mom Ashley Cobert took to Facebook to share a photo of a spit-up stain left by her baby on her shirt. As you will see, the stain perfectly takes the shape of…
That’s right: A penis. That spit-up stain looks exactly like a penis, right down to the finer detail of what is coming (sorry) out of the penis.
Let’s take a closer look:
Do you see it? You see it, don’t you?
Let’s zoom in and check out the detailing on this perfect work of art.
There it is! If you didn’t see it before, you definitely see it now, right? And, for what it is, it is actually quite perfect, don’t you think? A trained artist couldn’t have done better in capturing a certain lifelike quality…
Cobert captioned the photo, “I knew motherhood wasn’t going to be glamorous, but this is a little ridiculous.” And you know what? Fair point. No one expects a perfectly-shaped penis spit-up stain.
Cobert’s post has, as of this writing, been shared more than 38,000 times and has accumulated more than 11,000 comments. Seems the people want penis-shaped spit-up stain content!
Matt is a writer, editor, and content strategist currently based in Washington state. He has worked as a managing editor for the iconic I Can Has Cheezburger, Celebuzz (a SpinMedia site), and now Mamas Uncut. He also acted as the Social Media Director for CafeMom.
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