Warning: This article is meant for people who are 18 years of age or older. Please, use these pandemic pick up lines responsibly and respect the boundaries of others. Consider yourself warned!
What a crazy year we have all endured! You might find yourself fully vaccinated and ready to mingle after being in lockdown over the past several months. Getting back on the dating horse can feel rather daunting and we thought we would provide you with some pandemic pick up lines and icebreakers to get you back into the swing of things. Here are 43 pick up lines guaranteed to illicit some type of response.
Check Out Pandemic Pick Up Lines That Will Surely Help You Make New Friends and Spark a Fresh Romance. Or not.
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
I used to be really anal about Covid, but I’m vaccinated now, so you single?
Are you the Covid vaccine? Because I’d never turn you down.
Contagious smile. Infectious laughter. If looks could kill, you’d be Covid-19.
Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face
Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
Want to come over? I have toilet paper?
Wanna play Coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?
I’ll be the carrier, you’ll be the virus.
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Wanna drink sanitizer and kiss?
Well, we both have disinfected our hands, sooooo…
If Covid-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?
Restaurants and bars may be closed, but I’m open for business
I want to see you wearing only that disinfectant.
As You Can See, Many Pandemic Pick Up Lines Utilize the Word ‘Spread,’ We Encourage You to Riff on That Theme!
I like my Covid like I like my women; easy to spread.
I like my Covid, like I like my women; 19 and easy to spread.
Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
You: I have 60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper. Girl: I have been wiping with my hand since people like you bought so much so make it 3-ply and you’ve got a date, bud.
Do you have any essentials that need servicing?
Are you ready to receive a big stimulus package?
The government says we need to stay 6 feet away but I want to give you 6 inches
Can I take you with me and work you from home?
Hypothetically speaking if you were a restaurant that shut down dine-in, would you let me pick you up at the curb? See you tonight?
Hey, baby are you Covid-19? Because I feel you inside me tonight.
I’ve already had it, so if you’re sick we can still f#$%!
Girl, do you have Coronavirus? Cuz you look freaking sickkkk.
I can provide you with some vitamin D while in quarantine.
A single man with toilet rolls would like to meet a single woman with hand sanitizer for good, clean fun.
Hey girl, why don’t you come over to mine, while we flatten that curve we can gently rub hand sanitizer on each other while watching the roaring toilet paper fire in my backyard.
Call me Covid-19, because I want to be inside you.
Baby do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin
I’m just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking you to maybe move back another foot.
Is it hot or is it our fevers and shortness of breath?
Is heaven a quarantine zone because I think you’re an angel.
I saw you from across the bar, stay over there.
Can’t spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
Are you Covid-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave home for two weeks straight.
That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.
I got a stimulus package that is guaranteed to improve your economy.
Stay home if you’re sicc. Come over if you’re thicc.
Hey baby, are you a latex glove? Because I want to put my hand inside you. (Ew. Sorry, Mom).
Are you coming down with COVID-19? Because I want to flatten your curves.
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There you go! What did you think of these pandemic pick up lines? Would you like to try in any out on an unlucky individual sometime soon? We advise you to avoid doing that and instead being a normal individual who just strikes up a casual conversation. These pandemic pick up lines will definitely gross folks out! But, we get it, we spent too much time alone over the past 15 months too.
Happy dating! Good luck with your pandemic pick up lines!
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