Is There Anything More Iconic Than Princess Bride? ‘Prepare to Die’ When Reading These 33 Iconic Princess Bride Quotes

The epic movie, Princess Bride, turns 35 this year. Does that make you feel old? The fantasy, romance, and comedy movie is one of the most quotable movies ever made. That means that there are plenty of Princess Bride quotes out there that are well-used. These quotes are remarkable because they capture just how clever the dialogue from the movie is. Fans of the film know that Princess Bride quotes are pure gold and can be employed in a variety of situations.

We decided to round up the very best Princess Bride quotes that will elicit laughs and warm memories of some of the best scenes from the movie. There are so many memorable characters with some excellent lines worth stealing and using in everyday situations. Take a look at our list of the best quotes from Princess Bride and we promise you’ll want to watch the movie again soon! Happy 35 years, Princess Bride!

Discover the Very Best Princess Bride Quotes Below:

Inigo Montoya Princess Bride Quotes

“Prepare to Die”

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Inigo: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

“I Don’t Mean to Pry…”

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Inigo: “I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”

Man in Black: “Do you always begin conversations this way?”

“I Have Been in the Revenge Business for So Long”

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Inigo: “Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”

Westley: “Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.”

“K”

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 Inigo Montoya: “Who are you?”

Man in Black: “No one of consequence.” 

Inigo: “I must know.” 

Man in Black: “Get used to disappointment.” 

Inigo: “K.”

“I Am Only Waiting Around to Kill You”

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Inigo: “I donna suppose you could speed things up?”

Man in Black: “If you’re in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.” 

Inigo: “I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.” 

Man in Black: “That does put a damper on our relationship.”

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“You Finally Did Something Right”

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Inigo: “You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right.”

Fezzik: “Don’t worry, I won’t let it go to my head.”

“Let Me Explain…”

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Inigo: “Let me explain… no, there is too much. Let me sum up.”

Inigo After Having Some Wine:

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Inigo: “This is where I am, this is where I’ll stay, I will not be moved!” 

“Humiliations galore!”

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Inigo: “Humiliations galore!”

Princess Bride Quotes: Westley and Buttercup

“You Think This Happens Every Day?”

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Westley: “Hear this now: I will always come for you.”

Buttercup: “But how can you be sure?” 

Westley: “This is true love. You think this happens every day?”

“We’ll Never Survive”

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Buttercup: “We’ll never survive.”

Westley: “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”

“I Can Fly”

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Westley: “Can you move at all?”

Buttercup: “Move? You’re alive. If you want, I can fly.”

“Life Is Pain”

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Buttercup: “You mock my pain.”

Man in Black: “Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

“Death Cannot Stop True Love”

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Westley: “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”

Buttercup: “Well… you were dead.” 

Westley: “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” 

Buttercup: “I will never doubt again.” 

Westley: “There will never be a need.”

Princess Bride Quotes: Vizzini

“Inconceivable!”

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Vizzini: “He didn’t fall? INCONCEIVABLE!”

Inigo: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“Morons”

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Vizzini: “I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.”

Man in Black: “You’re that smart?” 

Vizzini: “Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?” 

Man in Black: “Yes.” 

Vizzini: “Morons.”

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“Rightfully Stolen”

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Vizzini: “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”

“Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia”

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Vizzini: “You fell victim to one of the classic blunders — the most famous of which is, ‘Never get involved in a land war in Asia’ — but only slightly well-known is this: ‘Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!’ Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!”

Princess Bride Quotes About True Love and Marriage

“Mawage”

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The Impressive Clergyman: “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us together today. Mawage, that blessed awangement, that dweam wifin a dweam. And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva. So tweasure your wuv.”

Prince Humperdinck: “Skip to the end.” 

The Impressive Clergyman: “Have you the wing? And do you, Pwincess Buwwercup…” 

Prince Humperdinck: “Man and wife. Say, man and wife.” 

The Impressive Clergyman: “Man an’ wife.”

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“You’re Very Smart. Shut Up.”

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Grandpa: “It was 10 days to the wedding. The King still lived, but Buttercup’s nightmares were growing steadily worse.”

Grandson: “See, didn’t I tell you she’d never marry that rotten Humperdinck?” 

Grandpa: “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”

“As You Wish”

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Grandpa: “Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around.”

Buttercup: “Farmboy, polish my horse’s saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.” 

Westley: “As you wish.” 

Grandpa: “‘As you wish’ is all he ever said to her.” 

Buttercup: “Farmboy, fill these with water, please.” 

Westley: “As you wish.” 

Grandpa: “That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish,’ what he meant was, ‘I love you.’ And then even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.”

“You Can’t Hurt Me”

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Buttercup: “You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the earth!” 

Other Notable Princess Bride Quotes

“A Book?”

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Grandson: “A book?”

Grandpa: “That’s right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today, I’m gonna read it to you.” 

Grandson: “Has it got any sports in it?” 

Grandpa: “Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.” 

Grandson: “Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try to stay awake.” 

Grandpa: “Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”

“Rotten Miracles”

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Miracle Max: “You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”

“Men of Action”

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Westley: We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”

“As You Wish” Part II

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Grandson: “Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow.”

Grandpa: “As you wish.”

“Only Compared to Some”

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Vizzini: “I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you?”

Buttercup: “Only compared to some.”

“A Nice MLT”

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Miracle Max: “Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world… except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe. (smacks his lips) They’re so perky; I love that.”

Other Notable Princess Bride Quotes

“Mostly Dead”

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Fezzik: “You’ve been mostly dead all day.”

“Anybody Want a Peanut”

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Vizzini: “No more rhymes now, I mean it!”

Fezzik: “Anybody want a peanut?”

 Vizzini: “GAH!”

“I Love Watching You Work”

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Prince Humperdinck: “Tyrone, you know much I love watching you work. But I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I’m swamped!”

Final, Favorite Princess Bride Quotes

“I Don’t Even Exercise”

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Fezzik: “It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”

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“I Know Now, I Always Will”

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Buttercup: “It comes to this. I love Westley. I always have. I know now, I always will.”


There you go! What did you think of these Princess Bride quotes? The movie has some of the best dialogue of any. That makes it an endlessly quotable film. These iconic quotes from the movie exemplify how the movie lives on with us long after we’ve watched it. Now, go share these Princess Bride quotes with a fellow fan of the film!

It’s amazing how quotes can just stick with us. Princess Bride is one of the most beloved movies of all time and it’s just such a quotable film, as we’ve previously mentioned. And another very quotable person and someone who we should all inspire to be is Dolly Parton

American treasure Dolly Parton has proven to be such an inspirational figure coming from modest memes to becoming one of country music’s most iconic songwriters, the singer has had an iconic life. It should come as no surprise that Dolly Parton quotes are aplenty and they are awe-inspiring as well as motivational. She’s talked about working hard, loving harder, and living your best life.

We would all be wise to heed Dolly’s wise words! That’s why we’ve rounded up all of the best Dolly Parton quotes that will serve you well. There seems to be an appropriate quote from the country queen for just about every situation. Let’s take a look at some of her best gifts of advice.

These Amazing Dolly Parton Quotes Will Stick with You Forever.

Dolly Parton On Failure

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“I thank God for my failures. Maybe not at the time but after some reflection. I never feel like a failure just because something I tried has failed.”

Dolly Parton Quotes on Making the Most of It

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“When I wake up, I expect things to be good. If they’re not, then I try to set about trying to make them as good as I can ’cause I know I’m gonna have to live that day anyway. So why not try to make the most of it if you can? Some days, they pan out a little better than others, but you still gotta always just try.”

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If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.”

Dolly Parton Quotes About Being Your Own Star

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“Being a star just means that you just find your own special place and that you shine where you are. To me, that’s what being a star means.”

Dolly Parton Quotes About Being a Musician

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“Songwriting is my way of channeling my feelings and my thoughts. Not just mine, but the things I see, the people I care about. My head would explode if I didn’t get some of that stuff out.”

On Keeping the Faith

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“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”

Dolly Parton Quotes on Balance

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“I feel that sin and evil are the negative part of you, and I think it’s like a battery: you’ve got to have the negative and the positive in order to be a complete person.”

On Compensation

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“If people work for me over the years, I expect them to be paid what they’re owed, but I don’t expect them to be paid more than they earn.”

Dolly Parton Quotes on Giving Advice

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“I don’t like to give advice. I like to give people information because everyone’s life is different, and everyone’s journey is different.”

On Value

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“You can be rich in spirit, kindness, love, and all those things that you can’t put a dollar sign on.”

Dolly Parton Quotes on Bravery

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“You’ll never do a whole lot unless you’re brave enough to try.”

On Life’s Journey

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“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”

On Her Over-the-Top Personality

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“If I hadn’t been a woman, I’d be a drag queen for sure. I like all that flair and I’d be dressing up in them high heels and putting on the big hair. I’d be like RuPaul.”

Dolly Parton Quotes About Her Faith

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“I always ask God to work through me and let me be a light of some kind and help in this world, so I always pray for that, and I always want to do good.”

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More on Faith

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“God and I have a great relationship, but we both see other people.”

On Her Roots

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“A lot of people don’t realize I came out of the Smoky Mountains with a load of songs.”

On Returning Home

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“No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces and nephews and their spouses and kids and do what we all like to do – eat, laugh, trade presents and just enjoy each other… and sometimes I even dress up like Santa Claus!”

On Country Music

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“If you talk bad about country music, it’s like saying bad things about my momma. Them’s fightin’ words.”

On Making Your Own Way

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“You gotta keep trying to find your niche and trying to fit into whatever slot that’s left for you or to make one of your own.”

Dolly Parton Quotes on Aging

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“Stop this attitude that older people ain’t any good anymore! We’re as good as we ever were – if we ever were any good.”

On Getting Started

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“I’ve always kinda been a little outcast myself, a little oddball, doin’ my thing, my own way. And it’s been hard for me to, to be accepted, certainly in the early years of my life.”

Dolly Parton Quotes On Being Blonde

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“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.”

Words to Live By

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“Find out who you are. And do it on purpose.”

On Weathering the Hard Stuff

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“Storms make trees take deeper roots.”

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“Adjusting to the passage of time, I think, is a key to success and to life: just being able to roll with the punches.”

On Knowing Yourself

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“I know who I am, I know what I can and can’t do. I know what I will and won’t do. I know what I’m capable of and I don’t agree to do things that I don’t think I can pull off.”

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The Iconic One

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“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.”

There you go! We hope you enjoyed these Dolly Parton quotes and will take them to heart. Her sweet yet earnest advice is just the thing you needed. Now, share these quotes with anyone who needs some motivational words from this enlightening queen.

Speaking of Dolly Parton, have you ever considered a tattoo inspired by her? Well, if you ever are, we got some pretty fantastic ideas for you to choose from! Check them out below!

Dolly Parton is iconic for a number of reasons. To start, she’s a mega multihyphenate who can pretty much do it all. She’s a singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, record producer, actress, author, businesswoman, and humanitarian. Put Dolly to the task and you won’t be let down. She’s such a talented individual with many adoring fans of all ages. Parton offers a timeless appeal in that she’s glamorous in her expertise yet humble in her disposition.

We’re all about a down-to-earth queen and the singer is the greatest of them all. Due to all of these achievements and her irresistible personality, it’s no surprise that Ms. Dolly would inspire a great many tattoos! Dolly Parton tattoos come in many shapes, sizes, and styles. Because the star has been popular for so many decades, there’s no shortage of imagery for inspiration. We decided to take a deep dive into the world of Dolly Parton ink to bring you the latest and greatest designs inspired by the country star. Here are 25 incredible Dolly Parton tattoos that we think you’re going to love.

Hello, Dolly!

Here’s a very creative design to kick things off! We find our superstar with a cat styled into her hair. The name, Dolly is done in a cool retro font that is so singularly 1970s, disco greatness. The butterfly is a reference to the song (and album) “Love Is Like a Butterfly” and her reputation for being the “Iron Butterfly.”

She’s So Real

Go ahead and get yourself a half sleeve tattoo of Parton snuggling a cat! You should be so lucky! We love this black, grey, and white ink design. It’s so realistic and a memorable tribute.

Iconic Locks

“I don’t know how you’re feeling on the inside Honey, but your hair is just holding up beautiful,” Parton tells Sally Fields in Steel Magnolias. Here, we find Parton’s big hair and it’s somehow immediately recognizable.

Here, we don’t find the typical Parton with her guitar. But notice the hair we are all envious of. Is there anything that Dolly Parton does that isn’t iconic! We mean come one now!

Jolene

One of Parton’s most beloved songs, “Jolene” is found here inside a broken heart. It’s an excellent design and the perfect visual interpretation of the ballad.

Pretty and Pink

“Find out who you are and do it on purpose,” Parton advises. We think the person with this glamorous tattoo took that to heart. We love all of the pink tones used in this design for the hair, hearts, and flowers.

Kewpie

If you’ve ever wanted a kewpie doll version of this diva, you could do no better than this tattoo. We love the inclusion of the Dolly signature.

Black & White

This excellent black and grey portrait was an original choice. We love the pattern found on the blouse and the detailed, yet airy, locks of hair.

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain,” Parton famously said. This traditional-style design looks fantastic.

Linework Bliss

Here, we find another tattoo based off of the same image. However, the artist has interpreted it in an entirely different way. Simple, black lines make this design a homerun.

Cute Hat

Do you remember the black and white tattoo a few images ago? Here’s another design based on the iconic picture. She looks so excellent in a cowgirl hat that it’s hard to pass on this design.

Framed

Here’s a candy-colored portrait of the songwriter that seems to glisten and shine. We love that the flowers escape the oval frame and give this design depth.

Pour Yourself a Cup

“Pour yourself a cup of ambition,” is one of the best lines from any Parton song. It was gifted to fans in the song “9 to 5” which was one of the star’s most successful singles.

Cute Cat

Another favorite image of the country star holding a kitten is a popular source of inspiration for tattoos. We love this extremely stylized design that has some edge to it.

Wildflowers

“When a flower grows wild It can always survive, Wildflowers don’t care where they grow.” Dolly Parton is our eternal wildflower and this tattoo is here to prove it.

Haunting

Here’s a haunting interpretation of another famed photo of Parton. We love how the features of the face seem so real, while the hair and more appear more abstract. This is a very cool one.

Guitar (Ghee-tar)

“You’ll never do a whole lot unless you’re brave enough to try,” Parton tells us. We find her here with her guitar. This beautiful tattoo is just perfect.

Holy Dolly

If you think Dolly Parton is a saint, you’d be in good company. This incredible tattoo imagines the star as a saint or other holy figure complete with a stained glass halo. We’re into the coat of many colors as well.

Color

This pop art-inspired tattoo comes all the way from Seoul, South Korea. This is wildly imaginative and brings to mind film posters from the 1960s. And it’s something we suspect Dolly would absolutely die over! Although, we know Dolly doesn’t like to bring attention to herself! That might be shocking but it’s true!

Did you know that Dolly denied her Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nomination? It’s true too!

“Dolly here! Even though I am extremely flattered and grateful to be nominated for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, I don’t feel that I have earned that right. I really do not want votes to be split because of me, so I must respectfully bow out. I do hope that the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame will understand and be willing to consider me again – if I’m ever worthy. This has, however, inspired me to put out a hopefully great rock ‘n’ roll album at some point in the future, which I have always wanted to do! My husband is a total rock ‘n’ roll freak, and has always encouraged me to do one. I wish all of the nominees good luck and thank you again for the compliment. Rock on!

However, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Foundation rejected her proposal. “Dolly’s nomination, along with the other 16 artists for the class of 2022, was sent out earlier this month to our 1,200 general ballot voters, the majority of whom are artists themselves, for consideration for induction at our ceremony,” the foundation said in a statement provided to USA Today.

What Would She Do?

When in doubt, as yourself: What Would Dolly Do? Let her be your guiding light, she’ll never do wrong by you!

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Always

“It’s a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I’d be a drag queen,” Parton famously said. This pin-up style tattoo of Parton and a banjo was certainly an original idea.

Dazzling Dolly

Wow, this extremely bold design is the perfect example of effective shading. We love the 2-D nature of this tattoo and all of the vibrant colors employed.

Pop

You can go full-on Barbie pop with your tattoos! There’s no need for every tattoo to look tough. We love this bubblegum design and all of its dazzling color.

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Diva Dolly

Here, we find another saintly Dolly Parton in all of her glower. Her signature butterflies, which you’ll find all over Dollywood, are arranged to form a sort of crown. We love all of the sparkly dots in the hair and beyond. What a dream!

There you go! 25 Dolly Parton tattoos that really sing. We love this country music icon and all of the good she’s done through the years. We hope this list inspires you to consider a tattoo of your favorite star.

We mean, we know we shouldn’t aspire to be every celebrity, but so many of them are just so funny! Just take a look for yourself!

A feature of celebrity and fame is having a good sense of humor. After all, celebs have to shmooze with producers, go on press tours, and be generally charming to promote the projects they are in. But, what do celebrities do when they get to express themselves online? As you’d imagine, they love cutting up and cracking a joke or two, usually at other famous folks’ expense.

We have rounded up the funniest celebrity interactions, social media posts, and more to prove to you just how many celebrities have a great sense of humor. If you need a lift today, let these celebrities make you laugh!

Cheer Up With These Hilarious Celebrities and Their Very Funny Comments!

Dan Levy with the Commentary

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Responding to a photo shared by GQ, Dan Levy was not impressed. “Of all the photos…” he replied. In Levy’s defense, we have seen better.

Jennifer Garner Kicking the Year Off Right

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“2022. Reporting for duty,” Jennifer Garner captioned this hilarious photo of a very “round boy.” We can get behind this energy for 2022.

Emilia Clarke Clowning Around

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“Meanwhile in my other life, I’m available for Childrens parties,” Emilia Clarke captioned a hilarious photo of herself going down a very short slide. To the post, French actor Marion Cotillard replied, “Sending you my address right now!!!”

Kate Beckinsale Loves to Dress Her Cat Up

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Actor Kate Beckinsale loves dressing her cat up in all sorts of costumes. This fluffy pink number inspired her caption, “On our queen sh*t.”

Kim Cattrall Channeling That Samantha Jones Energy

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Chloe Fineman of SNL fame posted this hilarious photo and it got some attention. None other than Kim Cattrall commented on it “An actress prepares….;).” Never stop being a Samantha.

Orlando Bloom Replies to His Wife’s Thirst Trap Post

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Katy Perry showed off her upper half in a revealing Instagram post. Husband, Orlando Bloom responded in the best way: “Babe plz can we get some more hazelnut milk we’re running low.” Just some relatable family content.

The Euphoria / Sex and the City Crossover of Your Dreams

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For fans of HBO’s horror movie masquerading as an edgy teen drama, Euphoria, the character Fez is a fan favorite. On an official HBO Instagram account post, the network asks “Fez stans, wya?”

“Yes,” Kristin Davis, star of Sex and the City, replied with a hands-up emoji.

“And just like that…” Angus Cloud, the actor who plays Fez replied.

Mindy Kaling’s Genius Knows No Bounds

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“The problem with big little lies is that it shouldn’t have been a series it should’ve been a franchise like housewives where now you follow different groups of dysfunctional hot moms all over the US,” Mindy Kaling tweeted. As a result, aspiring screenwriters everywhere overcame their writer’s block.

Holland Taylor Saying a Thing on Diane Keaton

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“Miss Keaton in Balenciaga. Of course,” Holland Taylor commented on colleague, Diane Keaton‘s Gucci/Balenciaga post.

This Magic Mike Exchange

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Channing Tatum and Lenny Kravitz should definitely exchange numbers, right?

The Tales That Pink Sweater Could Tell

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After Jamie Lee Curtis gushed online about Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake comes through with a joke about a pink sweater.

That Time Taylor Swift Posted a Photo of Her Captain

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“Captain Olivia Benson off duty like,” Taylor Swift captioned this hilarious image of her lounging cat.

Lil Nas X Saying It Plainly

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“Tony Hawk is selling skateboard infused with his blood for $500 each,” a post by Rap said. To which, Lil Nas X replied, “Nah he tweakin.” This turned out to be a two-parter. Second installment is below.

He, Now We

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“Nah WE tweakin,” a later post from Lil Nas X was captioned. Looks like the “blood board” was a hit.

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Andy Cohen On Raising His Child the Right Way

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“Is she God, daddy?” Andy Cohen captioned a photo of his toddler looking at a painting of Dolly Parton. We’re happy to see that this child already gets it.

That One Time Shaq Showed Off His Face Mask

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Honest question: is this slightly terrifying to you? There’s something mightily uncanny about the face mask that Shaq showed off to the world. However, of all the celebrities launching face masks, Shaq’s deserves the attention.

Isla Fisher With Her Contemporaries

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“All of them are better actors than me,” Isla Fisher captioned this funny and creepy photo of mannequins that look eerily similar to the star.

Dolly’s Wisdom

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“Don’t get too busy making a living that you forget to work making a life,” Kim Kardashian captioned an image of her sunbathing with a Dolly Parton quote. To which, Kim got the ultimate praise.

“You’re doing great sweetie,” Parton commented.

Celebrities Settle the Ultimate Debate

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Celebrities came through to settle an age-old debate over the right way toilet paper should roll. The celebrities have spoken and over is the right answer.

That Time Seth Rogen Told a Paul Rudd Story

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Seth Rogen shared a Paul Rudd story that involved the actor giving Rogen a full massage. The tale of these two funny celebrities went viral and even spawned memes.

Here’s One of Them

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Damon Lindelof shared a meme inspired by the massage incident. To which, Seth Rogen replied, “I’M SEEING THESE.” It’s so good!

We’re All Obsessed with Zendaya

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Even other celebrities are obsessed with Zendaya. The actor shared an image of herself to Instagram. “I wonder what it feels like to be God’s favorite,” Storm Reid commented. We’d also like to know.

A Clarification

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Old co-stars Ellen Pompeo and Patrick Dempsey still keep in touch. Dempsey shared an image of himself. Pompeo complimented the watch he is wearing in it.

That Time Scott Disick Went In

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Scott Disick made a hilarious joke about Kim Kardashian’s celebrity beginnings. Did you catch it?

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Gillian Anderson & Sex Positivity

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Gillian Anderson, star of Netflix’s Sex Education has taken sex positivity to heart. She posts a lot of pictures of things that resemble a certain male organ. Okay!

There you go! Did these celebrities crack you up? We hope you found some of these online antics fun. Let them be a reminder that celebs are people too. If you like a bunch of these posts, be sure to follow @commentsbycelebs on Instagram. Now, do as the rich and famous do and troll others on social media.

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