If you haven’t yet heard of Simon Holland, we highly recommend you follow him on Twitter or Instagram. A dad of two girls, Simon shares hilarious tweets about parenting and being the odd man out. As he describes on his blog, “I am a lone Y chromosome and am already planning my escape strategy to deal with the estrogen flood that is on its way.”
He’s a funny man, for sure, but the root of all comedy is truth, and he certainly hits at the truth with every hilarious parenting tweet. That’s what makes him one of our favorites!
Plus, parenting is hard sometimes, so it’s important to laugh about the craziness as much as possible.
It’s hard to say for sure, but we’re guessing Simon may never have been part of the squad.
I accidentally said skrt when I meant to say yeet in front of my daughter’s friends and they went sicko mode making fun of me. I’m afraid I’m out of the squad.
Going out to eat with small children is basically an Olympic sport. It’s challenging, high-stress and it’s highly unlikely you’ll feel like a winner by the time you leave.
Took our kids to a restaurant tonight because the only thing this circus was missing was an audience.
When I’m not hanging out with my three-year-old and husband in Brooklyn, I’m busy writing stories for Mamas Uncut and managing PR + Marketing for Magnolia Bakery, based in New York City. On weekends, you can usually find me at a local park or playground pushing my daughter on the swings, “researching” the best almond croissants in Park Slope or launching into impromptu family dance parties at home, the sidewalk or, every once in awhile, a restaurant bathroom. I’m still trying to master the whole parenting thing, but I have learned that copious amounts of coffee, humor and humility are involved on a daily basis.
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