10 Unbelievably Relatable and Hilarious Parenting Tweets by Simon Holland

If you haven’t yet heard of Simon Holland, we highly recommend you follow him on Twitter or Instagram. A dad of two girls, Simon shares hilarious tweets about parenting and being the odd man out. As he describes on his blog, “I am a lone Y chromosome and am already planning my escape strategy to deal with the estrogen flood that is on its way.”

He’s a funny man, for sure, but the root of all comedy is truth, and he certainly hits at the truth with every hilarious parenting tweet. That’s what makes him one of our favorites!

Plus, parenting is hard sometimes, so it’s important to laugh about the craziness as much as possible.

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Here are some of our favorite Simon Holland parenting tweets.

But, seriously, how is that kids ALWAYS find a way to do the most damage in the shortest amount of time?

Dad jokes are rad jokes, always.

It’s hard to say for sure, but we’re guessing Simon may never have been part of the squad.

We 100% support being bored every once in a while.

The best revenge is best served when all parties are exhausted.

The on-going summer dilemma.

The dangers of Pinterest go beyond not perfectly replicating the picture.

Some days are all cookies and rainbows…and more cookies.

Sometimes you just all need a little break.

Going out to eat with small children is basically an Olympic sport. It’s challenging, high-stress and it’s highly unlikely you’ll feel like a winner by the time you leave.

For more funny parenting tweets by Simon Holland, follow him on Twitter!

What do you think of Simon Holland’s funny parenting tweets? Do you find him as relatable and truthful as we do?

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