The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald Trump is considered one of the most polarizing figures in modern presidential history. He’s been impeached, the subject of numerous scandals, vilified, and even glorified by some. As we’ve just seen him lose the popular vote for a second time, it’s clear that there are fewer people who support Trump than those that do not. We imagine the pool gets even smaller when it comes to the people who love him enough to get a tattoo in tribute to him.
As he’s just lost his bid for a second term, we imagine that some people are going to regret their Trump tattoos as he’s been one of the few incumbent presidents this century to not win reelection. The dust might need to settle after the book of this presidency is closed, but we are almost certain people with Trump ink are going to come to see them as divisive as the man himself. We decided to wade through the world of Trump tattoos to bring you some designs that his supporters actually put on their bodies. Here are 25 Trump tattoos that aren’t going to age well.
Brain Slug Party
“You were all duped!” the person who shared this image wrote. “He’s part of the Brain Slug party.” We believe this tattoo was inspired by the animated series Futurama. Wherever it’s from, we would not want to look at for the rest of our lives.
Here’s another tattoo from someone who is clearly not a fan of the president. He’s been zombified in this imagining. Again, we don’t know how much shelf-life this tattoo’s got.
This very poorly done portrait of Trump was procured as a tribute to him. We hope this person lives the rest of his life loving his trash tattoo and that they never get tired of it, but we feel they might.
Here’s another bad tattoo of a popular image and motto in support of Donald Trump. We hope they’re feeling good about this decision now that the Biden is set to take the white house.
“Ya boy’s a clown,” a person shared along with this image. Whether or not you agree, we feel this person might regret having such an inflammatory figure on their body for the rest of their life.
This clever design and rather smart-looking tattoo combines elements of Donald Duck and Donald Trump. We don’t know how this happened, but we don’t think we’d like to see it everyday.
We’ve all suffered an unnerving amount of bluster over the last few years. This tattoo captures it perfectly. Wouldn’t you just want to forget about it, though?
Thankfully for this person, lip tattoos generally don’t last as long as single-term presidents. This tattoo will fade an eventually be unrecognizable after about three years. We can only hope that this person has evolved by then.
A Portrait of the President
Here’s an actually well-done tattoo which you’ll find very few of on this list. That being said, would you want a photorealistic tattoo of a man with a face like Trump’s on your body forever? Also, why is the American Flag colored into his hair? Is it to cover up his very unfortunate hair?
The person who shared this tattoo did not mention if they were pro-Trump or not. Whether this was intended as a tribute or joke, we’ll never know because Trump and “joke” are synonymous.
Follow Him Into the Grave
Who’s going to tell this person that his MAGA tattoo means something different today than it did in 2018 when this was created? MAGA is DOA.
He’s Made of Lies
The tattoo artist that shared this tattoo explained in the caption that it won them fifth place in a daily tattoo competition. There’s a lot of visual noise to unpack here, but we find the president’s suit inexplicably made out of the Mexican flag. There’s a cracked hole in his face revealing a brick wall, and there’s an American flag draped over his face. Perhaps we’re not indoctrinated by right-wing propaganda enough to get this? It’s easy to see why this isn’t a winner.
While this tattoo was gotten by a supporter of Trump, we like it for all the “wrong” reasons. Just like Trump, a lego is plastic, fake, and a pawn. We hope that after some reflection, this person will see the error in their ways.
Anti-Free Press Donald
This tattoo comes from Russia. We believe it’s meant to mock Trump, but who knows? The little dots are kind of cute.
Trump looking like a grey, rotting corpse was not the intention of this design but it is surely the outcome. Why did the artist add so much grey ink to the Donald’s face? If the person with this tattoo does not already hate it, we’ll give it time.
The Trump fan with this tattoo captioned the photo, and this is not a joke, “Live in a world, where people cant have their own opinions, i welcome that with open arms, you should too.” This person actually wrote that they wanted to live in a world where they can’t have their own opinions. Is this Trumpism? We say, “wrong” to that!
Here’s a tattoo of candidate Trump from 2016 before he was elected, so this person had a lot of faith. We wonder how they’re feeling about this horrendous tattoo now?
The person with this tattoo shared it along with the hashtag, #antichrist, so I think it’s easy to see where they stand on Trump’s fitness for office. Even if you’re not a fan, you gave that man real estate on your body.
Here’s a tattoo a Trump fan got of Donald riding a bomb. Who’s going to explain to him what happens when bombs reach their target? Did we take this too literally?
This tattoo was actually shared by a fan of Trump and this tattoo’s design. “This is amazing on soo many levels!” they wrote. Is it?
What a Joke
As you might imagine people willing to get a tattoo like this might hold some unorthodox and inexplicable opinions about the 45th president. This was procured by a pro-Trump individual. We have no idea what’s going on nor do we care and would be happy to never think of it again. To bad the person with this doesn’t have that luxury. Sad!
An Adoring Fan
“I wonder if it was like instant regret or will it take some time to sink in?” the person who shared this photo wrote. We’re not entirely sure if they’re talking about this very ugly tattoo or simply that getting a Trump tattoo is ill-advised, but we do think regret will inevitably sink in.
This person referred to their MAGA tattoo as a “Trump Stamp.” As with many of these sad, sad, tattoos it doesn’t look so great. We’d like to make tattoos great again.
The person who shared this tattoo was actually pleased with it, so we’re happy that reality has not set in yet. A portrait of Trump with a head so bloated it’s twice the size of his body might not be conveying the message they think it does.
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On His Forehead
Well, this person doesn’t look like someone who would commit a crime. This tattoo actually was shared by a Trump fan in the UK. We’re happy to see that our own special brand of American fascism is palatable to our closest ally.
There you go! 25 brain melting Trump tattoos that people have actually got and will probably regret now or in the not so distant future. Let’s move on, America.
Andrew is a Chicago-based writer who enjoys finding the best of the internet, obsessively making lists, and cooking for friends. After studying Film and Art History, he developed a deep love for both topics. Celebrity news, pop culture, and stories that bring people together are his passions.
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