100 Engaging Christmas Instagram Captions That Will Spread Cheer to Friends and Followers

The nature of the Christmas season is the perfect excuse to snap some awesome pictures of the family celebrating throughout the holiday. It’s only natural that we would want to share our Christmas joy with others and taking to Instagram is how millions of us prefer to do it. So, you’ve got the cutest photos ever but you’re stumped for a Christmas Instagram caption for your post. Have no fear, Mamas Uncut is here with the perfect fit for the mood and tone of your posts.

We’ve rounded up dozens of Christmas Instagram captions categorized by type for you to find the best caption in a hurry. Don’t stress over trying to come up with something clever to say on social media! Chances are your photos speak for themselves, but we understand that a short, sweet sentiment can go a long way. Discover the best caption for your posts below!

Funny Christmas Instagram Captions

• Rebel without a Claus.
• It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
• I become a morning person on December 25th.
• The elves told me to do it.

Hilarious Christmas Instagram Captions

• Love at frost sight.
• Make it rein(-deer!).
• Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
• It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Laughable Christmas Instagram Captions

• Single bells, single bells, single all the way!
• Today’s to-do list: eat, drink, nap, and eat some more.
• Resting Grinch face.
• Up to snow good.

Silly Christmas Instagram Captions

• Did you know? The alphabet in December has noel.
• Single and ready to jingle.
• Really hope one of these presents barks…
• But wait—there’s myrrh.

Comical Christmas Instagram Captions

• We took a few elfies.
• A round of Santa-plause for my outfit, please.
• Sleighing it!
• It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.

Waggish Christmas Instagram Captions

• Drop it like it’s hot chocolate.
• Current status: Full of enough Christmas cookies to fit in Santa’s suit.
• Believe in your elf.
• I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

Droll Christmas Instagram Captions

• Single and ready to jingle.
• It’s true: I’m a Christmas tree hugger.
• Santa, can you define “nice”?
• I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.

Cute Christmas Instagram Captions

• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
• My favorite color is Christmas lights.
• Blame it on the mistletoe.
• Happy holidays from your favorite elves!

Adorable Christmas Instagram Captions

• Spread Christmas magic wherever you go.
• Merry everything and happy always.
• Baby, it’s cold outside.
• Spreading holiday cheer this year.

Endearing Christmas Instagram Captions

• Hurry down the chimney tonight.
• Waking up to a winter wonderland.
• Eat, drink, and be cozy.
• Hot chocolate weather.

Lovable Christmas Instagram Captions

• Ho-ho-home for the holidays!
• May you never be too old to listen for reindeer hooves on the roof.
• Hallmark has nothing on your family’s Christmas!
• What’s green, white, and red all over?

Sweet Christmas Instagram Captions

• A December to remember.
• ‘Tis the season to sparkle.
• Our merry little Christmas.
• Sweater weather is better together.

Winning Christmas Instagram Captions

• You’re my favorite Christmas gift.
• Better than all the presents under the tree.
• I love you more than Christmas cookies.
• All is calm, all is bright.

Delightful Christmas Instagram Captions

• We’ve got chemis-tree.
• The holly to my jolly.
• Smitten like a pair of mittens.
• A romance to rival any Hallmark movie

Emoji Christmas Instagram Captions

• So many ???? under the ????
• Every time a ???? rings an ???? gets its wings.
• Christmas magic is in the air
• on ????

More Emoji Christmas Instagram Captions

• ????? Check. ????? Check.
• Dashing through the
• Not a creature was stirring, not even a ????
• ???? for the holidays.

Charming Emoji Christmas Instagram Captions

• Love the giver more than the ????
• Oh ????!
• Fizz the season ????
• There’s place like home.

Movie Christmas Instagram Captions

• “Some people are worth melting for.” —Frozen
• “Treat every day like Christmas.” — Elf
• “Next time…we will laugh more, we’ll love more; we just won’t be so afraid.” —The Last Holiday
• “I planned out our whole day. First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.” —Elf

More Quotes from Christmas Movies

• “Santa’s coming? I KNOW HIM!” —Elf
• “What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?” —How the Grinch Stole Christmas
• “It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.” —Scrooged
• “It’s Christmas Eve. A time of mystery, expectations, who knows what might happen.” —The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

Classic Movie Captions

• “Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.” —It’s a Wonderful Life
• “Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.”—Miracle on 34th Street
• “If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love is actually all around.” —Love Actually
• “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” —The Polar Express

Christmas Instagram Captions from Song

• “I feel like I’m gonna kiss you standing beneath that mistletoe.” —Otis Redding
• “Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad.” —José Feliciano
• “There’ll be much mistletoeing and hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near.” —Andy Williams

Captions Inspired by Your Favorite Christmas Songs

• “Next year, I could be just as good if you check off my Christmas list.” —Eartha Kitt
• “Hang a shining star upon the highest bough and have yourself a merry little Christmas now.” —Judy Garland
• “Although it’s been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas to you.” —Nat King Cole

Even More Christmas Lyrics to Use as Captions

• “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas just like the ones I used to know.” —Bing Crosby
• “Oh, all these things and more, darlin’, that’s what Christmas means to me, my love.” —Stevie Wonder
• “What a bright time, it’s the right time to rock the night away.” —Bobby Helms

Solid Quotes to Use as Christmas Instagram Captions

• “At Christmas, all roads lead home.” —Marjorie Holmes
• “Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago.” —Tom Baker
• “Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away.” —Norman Wesley Brooks
• “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.” —Dr. Seuss
• “Into this climate of fear and apprehension, Christmas enters, streaming lights of joy, ringing bells of hope.” —Maya Angelou
• “The rooms were very still while the pages were softly turned and the winter sunshine crept in to touch the bright heads and serious faces with a Christmas greeting.” —Louisa May Alcott

Final Quotes to Use as Christmas Instagram Captions

• “Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin—inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night.” —John J. Geddes
• “It’s easy to forget that life is the greatest gift of all.” —Karli Perrin
• “Until we can receive with an open heart, we are never really giving with an open heart.” —Brené Brown
• “T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.” —Clement Clark Moore

Do you know what else makes for a great Christmas Instagram caption? Christmas jokes! We’ve got dozens to share with you in hopes that you share them on your socials. Enjoy.

So Punny Christmas Jokes

• Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
• What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
• What do grapes sing at Christmas? ‘Tis the season to be jelly.

Corny Christmas Jokes

• What do Santa’s elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
• What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you can’t beat it!
• Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!

Cheesy Christmas Jokes

• What does Rudolph want for Christmas? A Pony sleigh station.
• What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.
• Why are elves such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of elf-confidence.

Cheeky Christmas Jokes

• What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo!
• How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.
• What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.

Silly Christmas Jokes

• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
• What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies.
• What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Droll Christmas Jokes

• What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
• What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it-is.
• What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

Spirited Christmas Jokes

• What is Santa’s dog’s name? Santa Paws!
• What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle? It must have reindeer.
• Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much? She sleighs.

Witty Christmas Jokes

• What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
• What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
• What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispy treats.

Playful Christmas Jokes

• What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!
• What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there’s myrrh.

Whimsical Christmas Jokes About Santa Claus

• Who’s Santa’s favorite singer? Elfish Presley.
• Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
• What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backward!

More Jokes About Santa

• How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
• What was Santa’s favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
• How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.

Even More Christmas Jokes About the Big Man

• Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him.
• What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip? Crisp Pringles.
• What’s red and white and falls down chimneys? Santa Klutz.

You Can Never Have Too Many Santa Jokes

• Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill? Jack Frost.
• What’s Santa’s favorite fruit? Sugar plums.
• What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker.

More Great Jokes About Santa

• What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less.
• How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
• What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers.

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Keeping It Rolling With Santa Jokes for Kids

• What is Santa’s primary language? North Polish.
• How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
• How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance? “Present!”
• What did the English teacher call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Christmas Tree Jokes

• What month does a Christmas tree hate the most? Sep-timber!
• What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? A pineapple.
• Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen.

Oh, Christmas Tree

• Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles.
• Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present’s beneath them.
• What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape? A treeangle!

Oh, Tannenbaum

• How did the two rival Christmas trees get along? They signed a peace tree-ty.
• Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.
• What did the Christmas tree do after its bank closed? It started its own branch.

Even More Christmas Tree Jokes

• What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties? Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow…
• What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
• What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you!

More Fabulous Tree Jokes

• What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? Christmas chopping!
• What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints!
• How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up!

Final Christmas Tree Jokes

• How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.
• What’s as big as a Christmas tree but is lighter than a feather? Its shadow.
• Which former president planted the most Christmas trees? Wood-row Wilson

Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Your Santa impression needs a little work.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open til Christmas!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!

More Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it?

Even More Knock-Knock Christmas Jokes

• Knock, knock Who’s there? Honda. Honda who? Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?

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Final Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in a manger…
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive Christmastime, don’t you?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa.

There you go! We hope you enjoyed these Christmas jokes for kids and that you will tell them to as many little ones as possible this year.