The joys (and opposite-of-joys) of parenthood are rife for comedy. That’s why we love parents who tweet. The best ones are able to sum up whole life experiences in 240 characters or less and be absolutely hilarious at the same time.
Therefore, we think you’ll get a kick out of these stunningly hilarious parents tweeting their joys and frustrations into the universe.
Below, we’ve rounded up a collection of hilarious and relatable parenting tweets that are sure to make you howl with laughter and recognition.
So from “Baby Shark” and Game of Thrones to disastrous math quizzes and bologna shoved into a Blu-ray player, this is parenthood in tweet form.
Best New Invention
My toddler just got a hold of a tub of butter, rubbed it all over her legs, and said “lotion you can eat” and I feel like she may be onto something.
— bottom of my purse (@Bottomofmypurse) April 7, 2019
Can’t Argue With Facts
[watching the new Star Wars teaser]
6-year-old: Girls are the best Jedi.
Me: Maybe.
6: It wasn’t a question.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 12, 2019
Baby Shark…
When you’re a parent, but also a GoT fan: Sansa Stark doo doo do doo doo do doo doo Robb Stark doo doo do doo doo do doo doo Bran Stark doo doo do doo doo do doo doo Jon Snow
The same kid that just complained she can’t find any of the words in her word search vocab HW somehow manages to pick out every bit of onion in her dinner, so clearly motivation is key.
So do you have any funny parenting tweets you’d like to share? Leave a comment with a link. We may feature your submission in future editions of Funny Parenting Tweets!
Matt is a writer, editor, and content strategist currently based in Washington state. He has worked as a managing editor for the iconic I Can Has Cheezburger, Celebuzz (a SpinMedia site), and now Mamas Uncut. He also acted as the Social Media Director for CafeMom.
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