Apple, 16, whom Paltrow shares with Chris Martin, roasted her mom in honor of launching Goop’s TikTok account and the content did not disappoint!
In one of the many company’s first string of videos, Apple verbally decimates her mom by narrating her morning routine.
“So first, my mom drinks her Goop Glow Superpowder and she eats nothing but dates and almond butter,” Apple began. “I suppose the Goop Glow is a part of her cleanse, which she’s been on since—the day I was born, apparently.”
Apple continues on, saying: “She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin.” And Apple, of course, doesn’t forget to address her mom’s famed vagina products.
“Then she gets to work, making some more vagina eggs,” Apple laughed. “And candles, also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina.”
Goop captioned the video, “When you get roasted by your gen z daughter…”
But jokes aside, Apple’s actually likes (and enjoys) Goop’s skincare line — as seen in a separate video for Goop where Apple shared her own morning routine, including the company’s new Goop Glow products.
“I’m obsessed,” she said. “It really gives your skin this amazing glow. Since I have very dry skin, the Glow Lotion is so nice—it keeps me hydrated but not oily. It’s super lightweight.”
Gwyneth, who also shares son Moses Martin, 14, with her ex Chris, has previously praised Apple for her bold outlook on life.
“When I see my daughter with her friends, they are so empowered,” Gwyneth said in an October interview with Adobe’s Chief Marketing Officer Ann Lewnes.
“They have—and I mean this word in the best possible way—they have a sense of entitlement that’s beautiful. It’s not spoiled.”
“It’s like, ‘No, we are here for what the boys are gonna get, too,'” she said.
“I find it very uplifting and heartening that we all seem to be going in this direction together.”
With a background in the creative and educational fields, Amelia Finefrock is freelance writer, singer-songwriter and nanny based in Chicago.
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