75 Fun Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

Do you want to spread some laughter? Lunch box jokes for kids are the perfect way to cheer your little one up at lunchtime and to let them know that you care. All you have to do is write a joke on a piece of paper and pack it along with your kid’s lunch and they’ll be treated to a fun surprise. Your parents might have done the same for your growing up and you want to carry on the tradition or you might want to start a family tradition with these lunch box jokes for kids.

We’ve rounded up over 75 lunch box jokes for kids about food, school, subjects, animals, and more that you can send to school with your child. These clean, funny, and quirky jokes will be the perfect pick-me-up on bad days and a thing they can share with their friends on good ones. Take a look at the jokes for kids below to find the best for your child!

Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About Food

• Why did the vegetable call the plumber? It had a leek.
• What does a chocolate bar do when something’s funny? It snickers!
• What’s a deer’s favorite ice cream flavor? Cookie doe.

More Food Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did the gummy bears say to the Jolly Rancher after it gave them a gift? “You’re too sweet!”
• What do you call an ice cream cone in each hand? A balanced diet.
• Why did the wedding cake need a tissue at the reception? It was in tiers.

Even More Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About Food

• What’s spaghetti’s favorite action movie? Mission Impastable. 
• What did the mother noodle say to its son at the dinner table? “Pasta salt, please.”
• How did the mac ‘n’ cheese noodle fix the sink? With a little elbow grease.

Yep, More Yummy Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• When was a noodle a piece of dough? In a pasta life.
• Why did the loaf of bread decide to adopt a puppy? It thought the puppy was a-dough-rable.
• What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed? It rolled with it.

Delicious Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did one cheese scientist say to the other? “You’re brie-lliant!”
• Who brings cows money when they lose their teeth? The Tooth Dairy.
• Why did the man go to the yogurt museum? To get a little culture.

Tasty Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What’s a fruit’s favorite motivational quote? Seeds the day!
• Why did the peach buy deodorant? To freshen up its pits.
• What’s an apple’s favorite airline to fly? Fruit flies.

Delectable Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What do you call a band of berries practicing music? A jam session.
• What’s a turnip’s favorite soda? Root beer.
• What’s a vegetable’s favorite backyard game? Cornhole.

Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School

• How do bees get to school? By school buzz.
• Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do. / What was that? / My homework!
• Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet. / Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!

More Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School

• What school supply is always tired? A knapsack!
• Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed? She couldn’t control her pupils!
• What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher? Getting lost.

Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School About Learning

• Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball? Because she had the perfect pitch.
• Why did the student drown? All her grades were below C-level!
• When is a blue school book not a blue school book? When it is read!

Even More Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School

• Where did the pencil go for vacation? To Pennsylvania.
• Why did the boy take a ladder to school? Because he wanted to get to high school.
• Why did the teacher draw on the window? Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

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Math Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did the math book say to the other math book? “I’ve got problems.”
• What did the calculator say to the other calculator? “You can count on me!”
• Why is arithmetic hard work? All those numbers you have to carry.

More Math Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables? Times Square.
• What tools do you need for math? MultiPLIERS.
• Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.

Science Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School

• Why are chemists so good at solving problems? They’re always working with solutions.
• What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another? “Sorry! My Fault.”
• What will never go viral no matter how popular they get? Antibiotics.

More Science Lunch Box Jokes for Kids About School

• Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere? It made him feel like he was in his element.
• What sound does a sub-atomic duck make? Quark.
• Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast? He couldn’t put it down.

History Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What’s an Ancient Egyptian’s favorite restaurant? Pizza Tut!
• What was the most popular kids’ movie in Ancient Greece? Troy Story!
• How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!

More History Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• How did Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code!
• Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages? Because there were so many knights!
• Where was the declaration of independence signed? At the bottom!

Animal Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did the horse say when it fell? “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
• Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives.
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Even More Wild Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
• Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory-dickory-dock.
• What did the duck say when buying lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

Even More Animal Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? “Should we walk home or take a dog?”
• Why do cows like being told jokes? Because they like being a-moosed!
• What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch.

Knock-Knock Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Arfur.
  Arfur who?
  Arfur got!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Utah.
  Utah who?
  Utah-lking to me?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Honeydew.
  Honeydew who?
  Honeydew you wanna dance?

More Knock-Knock Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Nobel.
  Nobel who?
  Nobel, that’s why I was knocking! 

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cows go.
  Cows go who?
  No, silly! Cows go moo.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Sweden.
  Sweden who?
  Sweden sour chicken!

Random Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What does a snake learn in school? Hissstory.
• What did the glue say to the teacher? “I’m stuck on you.”
• How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

More Random Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling crumby.
• What kind of room has no doors or windows? A mushroom.
• What do you say to a fancy cactus? You look sharp.

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Our Favorite Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

• What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved.
• Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck.
• Who is the king of all school supplies? The ruler.

There you go! We hope you found some great lunch box jokes for kids that your child will get a kick out of. There’s no better way to spread a little joy than with laughter so pack a little joke along with your kid’s lunch to make them smile and also let them know you care. Have fun with it!