Get your children giggling this spring season with these 25 spring jokes for kids! We’ve got puns, knock-knock jokes, and more that are perfect for families looking to have some fun. With the changing weather and the new energy of springtime coming around, there’s plenty of inspiration for some lighthearted humor.
Spring starts this year on March 20 and runs through June 21. That gives you months to pull out these zingers and keep your kids in an upbeat mood. Write these jokes on a note and slip them in a lunchbox. Tell these spring jokes around the dinner table to lighten the mood. Many of these jokes for kids are also fun for adults, so pop one in an email or sign one into a card. Any excuse is a good one to share these spring jokes for kids! Enjoy!
Carefree Spring Jokes for Kids
It’s Raining Monkeys
When do monkeys fall from the sky? During APE-ril showers.
Flowers on Bikes
Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petals.
Friendly Florals
How do you know flowers are friendly? They always have new buds!
Bouncy
How do you make a waterbed bouncier? Fill it with spring water.
So Exciting
How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.
February and March Are Not Friends
Does February like March? No, but April May.
Bees with Brushes
How did the bee brush her hair? With a honeycomb.
The Shortest One
What is the shortest month of the year? M-A-Y.
Engaging Spring Jokes for Kids
This from That
What does winter fat turn into? Spring rolls.
A Gift for Mama
What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom? A son-flower!
Stressed Out Trees
What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf!
It’s Raining
What goes up when the spring rain goes down? Umbrellas.
Spring Chicks
What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant? Egg-plants!
From Dry to Wet
What did the dirt say to the spring rain? If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
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Plant Romance
What do you get when two plants kiss? Tulips!
Sweet Spring Jokes for Kids
Indecision
Which month can’t make a decision? MAY-be.
The Special Kind
What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied? A rainbow.
Letters to Flowers
Why is the letter A like a flower? A “B” comes after it!
April 1st
Do you know about April 1st? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Happily Ever After
What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? One with a hoppy ending!
Spring Jokes for Kids of the Knock-Knock Variety
Looking Out
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining!
The Bee’s Knees
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer buzzing; it must be spring.
That’s Where You’ll Find Me
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rover!
Rover who?
Rover the rainbow!
Heating Up
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Swarm.
Swarm who?
‘Swarm outside!
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Must Be the Allergies
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
March.
March who?
Bless you!
There you go! What did you think of these spring jokes for kids? We hope you found them as cute and entertaining as we did. Share them with your children all season long for some wholesome fun.
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