50 Valentines Day Jokes for Kids That Are Fun & Full of Heart

Valentines Day is such a fun holiday for our kids that usually involves sweet cards, sweet treats, and plenty of love. You might be looking for Valentines Day jokes for kids to include in V-Day cards or simply to tell your children to make them giggle. Any excuse is a good one to pass along some humor and we thought we’d round up some jokes for you to use that will hopefully get recycled and spread tons of joy this holiday.

Valentines Day jokes for kids encompass all manner and types of jokes from the good old knock-knock jokes to ridiculously corny puns. They are all age-appropriate and rather wholesome and harmless. Take a look at the jokes below to inject some humor into Valentines Day this year!

Make Them Laugh With These Valentines Day Jokes for Kids!

Corny Valentines Day Jokes for Kids

50 valentines day jokes for kids
  • What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day? Acute triangle.
  • What shade of red is a heart? Beat red.
  • Why is Valentines Day a good day for a party? Because you can party hearty.
  • Who always has a date for Valentines Day? A calendar.
50 valentines day jokes for kids
  • What do you call a ghost’s true love? Their ghoul friend.
  • What did the dustbin say to the broom? You sweep me off my feet.
  • What did the tree say to the houseplant? Do you be-leaf in love?

Silly Valentines Day Jokes for Kids

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  • What did a pie say to the other pie? Pie love you berry much.
  • What did one bee say to the other? I love bee-ing with you.
  • Do you have a date for Valentines Day? Yes, It’s February 14th.
  • Why was the rabbit happy on Valentines Day? Because some-bunny loved him.

Knock, Knock Valentines Day Jokes for Kids

50 valentines day jokes for kids
  • Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Olive. / Olive, who? / Olive you.
  • Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Howard./ Howard, who? / Howard you like to be my Valentine?
  • Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Bea. / Bea, who? / Bea my Valentine.
  • Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke, who? / Luke who got a Valentine.

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Punny Valentines Day Jokes for Kids

50 valentines day jokes for kids
  • What type of flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day? Tulips.
  • What did the pickle say to his friend? You mean a great dill to me.
  • What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentines Day? I’m stuck on you.

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  • Why did the skeleton want to skip Valentines Day this year? His heart wasn’t in it.
  • What did the kitten say on Valentines Day? You’re purrrrrfect.
  • What did the squirrel say to his mate? I’m nuts about you.

Word Play Valentines Day Jokes for Kids

50 valentines day jokes for kids
  • What did the volcano say to his mother? I lava you very much.
  • How did the doorbell propose to his sweetheart? He gave her a ring.
  • How did the telephone propose to her sweetheart? She gave them a ring.
50 valentines day jokes for kids
  • What did one lightbulb say to the other on Valentines Day? I love you watts.
  • What did one Jedi master say to the other on Valentines Day? Yoda one for me.
  • Why would you want to marry a goalie? Because they’re a real keeper.

Animal Valentines Day Jokes for Kids

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  • What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
  • What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card? Be my Valen-slime.
  • What did the one sheep say to the other? I love ewe.

Lovely Valentines Day Jokes for Kids

50 valentines day jokes for kids
  • What did the scientist say to his crush? We’ve got chemistry.
  • What did the needle say to the thread? You’re sew lovely to me.
  • What did Frankenstein’s monster say to his bride on Valentines Day? Be my Valen-stein.
50 valentines day jokes for kids
  • What did the painter say to her sweetheart? I love you with my whole art.
  • What do you say to a spider on Valentines Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
  • What did the farmer give his wife for Valentines Day? Hogs and kisses.

Sweet Valentines Day Jokes for Kids

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  • What do you call the world’s smallest Valentines Day card? A Valen-teeny.
  • What did the whale say to his sweetheart on Valentines Day? Whale you be mine?
  • Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend? He stole her heart.
50 valentines day jokes for kids
  • Why are flowers popular on Valentines Day? Because they’re scent-imental.
  • Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-imental.
  • What kind of flower should you never give on Valentines Day? Cauliflower.
  • What kind of candy is never on time? Choco-late.

Our Favorite Valentines Day Jokes for Kids

50 valentines day jokes for kids
  • What did the refrigerator say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
  • What did the cook say to his girlfriend? You’re bacon me crazy.
  • What’s red on the outside and has you on the inside? My heart.

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  • What did the teenager give his mom for Valentines Day? Ughs and kisses.
  • How do owls say to declare their love? Owl love you forever.
  • What is the best part about V-Day? The day after when all of the candy is on sale.
  • What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend? Sherwood like to be your Valentine.

There you go! We hope these Valentines Day jokes for kids made you smile and you found some to share with your kids. In addition to giving them candy this year, give them a good laugh. Happy Valentines Day to you!

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