12 ‘Inappropriate’ Toys That Made Us Double Take

You know that feeling when your child has a toy that just does not sit well with you? We certainly do, so we’ve rounded up some of the most questionable, confusing, and downright inappropriate toys out there.

From phallic superheroes to a questionable fishing rod, we’re pretty sure these will make any adult do a double take. Here’s hoping your child isn’t asking Santa for any of these questionable toys this holiday season.

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Questionable Superheroes and More of the Most Inappropriate Toys

Big Guns

We have to wonder why Marvel let this one slide.

Vintage Mistakes

This may be the creepiest thing to ever come out of the Ghostbusters franchise.

Friendly Dinos

If only they’d given these dinos a bit more personal space.

Stacking Fun

Nope, not getting this one for my baby.

Best Friend Happy!

That is not cool behavior from a best friend.

Oh Smurfs

What exactly is Papa Smurf up to?

No Touching

Please do not go near this one.

Staying Hydrated

Do not send this one to school with your child!

Gone Fishing

You’re going to catch some looks with this one.

Pimple Popper

This one is just downright gross.

Magical Unicorn

That horn is questionable.

Creepy Bear

We don’t get good vibes from this guy.

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