You know that feeling when your child has a toy that just does not sit well with you? We certainly do, so we’ve rounded up some of the most questionable, confusing, and downright inappropriate toys out there.
From phallic superheroes to a questionable fishing rod, we’re pretty sure these will make any adult do a double take. Here’s hoping your child isn’t asking Santa for any of these questionable toys this holiday season.
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Questionable Superheroes and More of the Most Inappropriate Toys
We have to wonder why Marvel let this one slide.
This may be the creepiest thing to ever come out of the Ghostbusters franchise.
If only they’d given these dinos a bit more personal space.
Nope, not getting this one for my baby.
Best Friend Happy!
That is not cool behavior from a best friend.
What exactly is Papa Smurf up to?
Please do not go near this one.
Do not send this one to school with your child!
You’re going to catch some looks with this one.
This one is just downright gross.
That horn is questionable.
We don’t get good vibes from this guy.
Katie Nave is a freelance writer, producer, and mama living in Brooklyn, New York. Driven by her passion for storytelling, she is always seeking opportunities to elevate people who are working to better the world around them.
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