New Mom Amy Schumer Is Keeping It Super Real on Social Media, and We Are Living For It

Comedic genius Amy Schumer and her husband Chris Fischer welcomed their son, Gene Attell, on Sunday, May 5, and we couldn’t be more thrilled for our favorite new parents. Schumer always kept it candid (and kept us laughing) throughout her difficult pregnancy (we’re looking at you, hyperemesis gravidarum!), and she shows no signs of stopping now that she’s a first-time mom.

There is no doubt that Schumer’s life as a mom will make for rather rich stand-up material, and we are going to be here for every second of it. Let us now turn to Schumer’s Instagram, where she has been continuously sharing funny, super-real photos from her life as a new mother.

New Mom Schumer Sends Love to the Haters

Schumer shared this phenomenal pumping photo as a way of saying “thanks” for all of the mom-shaming comments she received after performing stand-up on stage at the Comedy Cellar.

Schumerpump Rules

This funny mama is never one to shy away from a less-than-glam moment. We can especially relate to her recent double-pump, all-consuming evening plans.

MILF Alert!

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We’re still LOLing over this Mother’s Day photo, showing Schumer on the toilet, glaring at her sister Kim, who is sweetly holding baby Gene.

Doula Love

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Ok here’s my post baby annoying post and my takeaway from pregnancy. Women are the shit. Men are cool and whatever but women are fucking warriors and capable of anything. I was lucky enough to get to have a doula. Her name @domino_kirke @carriagehousebirth what do doulas do? I don’t totally know But what she did was make me and Chris feel totally secure and supported throughout my pregnancy and the birth process. I really recommend getting one if you can. Doctor Brill and all the nurses and pediatricians at Lenox Hill and all the other hospitals i spent time in this year, thank you for everything. I did Pilates with strong women and went for walks. I threw up violently and felt sick mostly every day of my pregnancy. Hyperemesis is real and it’s awful. But fuck, what they say is true. The second you give birth it’s gone. @hgmoms has the best research I found on the condition The only thing that helped me with my nausea was products from @thelordjones I learned that globally 1 in 5 births take place without the assistance of a skilled birth attendant. @everymomcounts is a great place to donate $250 equips a midwife with a bag of medical equipment needed to provide care to hundreds of women and babies in Guatemala. All my friends. Friends I’ve had for 30 years or people who encouraged me to “keep going” or telling me “it will be worth it”. Thank you. Every woman I encountered is so willing to help and advise you and I felt all their strength. And you were right. Thank you ladies from my family. Chris, Gene and of course Tatiana #titsleaking #wearingadiaper

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We couldn’t possibly agree more with the comedian’s recent declaration that “Women are f*cking warriors” as she gave a shout-out to her doula, Domino Kirke.

Schumer’s Boys

Bursting with pride, brand new mom Amy Schumer shared a snap of new dad Chris looking like a complete natural with their brand new baby Gene just moments after he arrived.

The Other Royal Baby

A prince in his own right, baby Gene was welcomed into the world just hours before that other royal arrival.

Stay tuned for more from new mom Amy Schumer and baby Gene, and let us know if you find Schumer as funny as we do by sounding off in the comments!

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