75 Funny Birthday Jokes for Kids

Andrew Kreeger

2 years ago

Birthday jokes for kids are fun to tell at your child’s birthday party, to write in lunch box notes, to write on birthday cards, or send them home with your kids’ friends in their goodie bags. What kid does not love a cheesy joke? You can’t go wrong by spreading humor and laughter for your child’s birthday so use these birthday jokes for kids liberally and we promise you will have more hits than misses!

We decided to round 75 of our favorite birthday jokes for kids that children will actually enjoy. If you’d like a birthday and/or birthday party full of giggles for your child, you know what to do! Now, go discover the jokes you think your little one will get a real kick out of.

Discover Some Really Silly Birthday Jokes for Kids Below:

Knock Knock Birthday Jokes for Kids

Knock knock! / Who’s there? / Wanda / Wanda who? Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!
Knock knock! / Who’s there? / Lettuce / Lettuce who? / Lettuce join you for birthday cake!
Knock knock! / Who’s there? / Ivan / Ivan who? / Ivan a piece of the birthday cake, please!

More Knock Knock Birthday Jokes for Kids

Knock knock! / Who’s there? / Gus / Gus who? / Gus how old I am today?
Knock knock! / Who’s there? / Abby / Abby who? / Abby birthday to you!
Knock knock! / Who’s there? / Stopwatch / Stopwatch who? / Stopwatch you are doing and celebrate, it’s your birthday!

Even More Knock Knock Birthday Jokes for Kids

Knock knock! / Who’s there? / Mark / Mark who? / Mark the date, it’s my birthday today!
Knock knock! / Who’s there? / Hippo / Hippo who? / Hippo birthday to you!
Knock knock! / Who’s there? / Alligator / Alligator who? / Alligator for my birthday was a birthday card.

Animal Birthday Jokes for Kids

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What do you give a 3600 lb. rhino for his birthday? I don’t know but you better hope he likes it.
What do clams like to do on their birthdays? Shell-ebrate.

More Animal Birthday Jokes for Kids

What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday? It’s roar birthday!
What is a frog’s favorite drink at its birthday party? Diet croak.
Why don’t owls give each other presents on their birthdays? Because they don’t give a hoot!

More Wild Birthday Jokes for kids

How do cats make a birthday cake? From scratch!
How do you sing to a cow on its birthday? Happy Birthday to Moo!
Why are kangaroos upset about birthdays? They only celebrate their birthday on leap years.

Even More Animal Birthday Jokes for Kids

What did the crab do on his birthday? He shell-abrated, of course!
What did the coyote do when he found out it was your birthday? He howled with delight!
What kind of birthday cakes do birds always pick? Chocolate chirp

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What did the moose say to his friend on his birthday? So, I herd it’s your birthday…
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
What did the fish who missed your birthday say? Catch you next year.

Plant Birthday Jokes for Kids

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday celebration? It was really sappy.
Why is the mushroom always invited to birthday parties? He’s a fun-guy!
What did the cactus say when she forgot her friend’s birthday? I’m so sorry I forgot, it’s a cac-tas-trophy!

Birthday Jokes for Kids About Age

What does every birthday end with every year? The letter Y.
What one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed? A year older.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

Cake and Food Birthday Jokes for Kids

How do tacos wish you a happy birthday? They want to taco bout how awesome you are!
How did the block of cheddar celebrate a birthday? With a cheese toast!
Why did the girl hit the birthday cake with a hammer? She thought it was a pound cake.

More Food Birthday Jokes for Kids

Why did the birthday cupcake cross the road? It had muffin else to do!
If you have a dozen eggs in one hand and 10 cupcakes in the other, what do you have? Crazy-big hands.
Why was the birthday cake so hard? It was a marble cake!

More Cake and Food Birthday Jokes for Kids

What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party? They take the cake!
How do pickles celebrate their birthday? They relish it.
What did the ice cream say to the grumpy birthday cake? What’s eating you?

Even More Food and Cake Birthday Jokes for Kids

Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office? It was feeling crumby.
Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer? She wanted to ice it.
What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday? Hope you have a Gouda birthday!

There Are a lot of Good Birthday Jokes for Kids About Food!

What kind of birthday does the Snow Queen like? Any birthday with frosting and icing!
What was on the other side of the birthday cake? The side that hadn’t been eaten!
What did the birthday cake say to the fork? You wanna’ piece of me?

Still Going with Food Birthday Jokes for Kids

What did the cake say to the donut? You’re looking a little glazed over.
What kind of cake do you eat if you are sleepy on your birthday? Coffee cake.
Why did the student eat their homework on their birthday? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Sweet Food Birthday Jokes for Kids

What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like? I Scream Cake.
What did the cake say to the ice cream? You’re cool.
Why did we have to send the birthday cake to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.

Birthday Jokes for Kids About Decorations and Presents

What kind of music is bad for birthday balloons? Pop.
Why do candles always go on the top of birthday cakes? Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
Why did the birthday kid get soap for their birthday? It was a soap-prise birthday party!

More Birthday Jokes for Kids About Presents and Decorations

Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? Because they are thinking about the present.
What did one candle say to the other at the end of the birthday party? I’m feeling a little burned out.
What did the birthday card say to the stamp? Stick with me, we’re going places!

Random Birthday Jokes for Kids

How do you wish a dancer a happy birthday? Sing “Tappy Birthday to you!”
Why was the math book relieved on its birthday? For one day it didn’t think about all of its problems.
Did you hear about the baby who was surprised when she was born? She was so surprised, she didn’t talk for two years!

More Random Birthday Jokes for Kids

What song do you sing a Snowman on his birthday? “Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
Why did the kid find birthday balloons in the bathroom? It was a birthday potty!
Why are birthdays good for you? People who have the most live the longest.

Silly Birthday Jokes for Kids

Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? No, they both burn shorter!
When’s your birthday? July 23rd. What year? Every year.
What did the big flower say to the small flower on its birthday? What’s up bud? Happy birthday!

Our Favorite Birthday Jokes for Kids

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” / Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Why is it always a good idea to make friends with babies? That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.

More of Our Favorite Birthday Jokes for Kids

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!
You know you’re getting old when… You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
What do birthday cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter.

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Final Birthday Jokes for Kids

How do you throw a birthday party in space? You planet.
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will “let it go” “let it go…”

Children love these birthday jokes for kids and really get a kick out of them. Any day is an excuse to make a child laugh but on their birthday, you really should crank up the humor. Tell these birthday jokes for kids at their party, write them in a lunchbox note, or put them in a birthday card for some added zest. Happy joking!

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1 Discover Some Really Silly Birthday Jokes for Kids Below: