Chrissy Teigen is a successful model, TV personality, and cookbook author, but perhaps she’s best known for her nonstop hilarious social media content. Never one to shy away from sharing her thoughts on everything from her most recent meal to motherhood to her political views, her Twitter one-liners can make you laugh out loud just when you need it most.
Teigen now has something else exciting to share her thoughts on — she and husband John Legend recently announced that they’re expecting their third child together. To celebrate the joyful occasion, we’ve rounded up some of our favorite Teigen Tweets – though we highly doubt pregnancy and a new baby will slow down her social media presence.
15 Funny Chrissy Teigen Tweets
When you realize you have no idea how long preschool is. (For real, though, how long is it supposed to be?!)
What is time anyway?
When she proved she’s just like us and is just trying her best to age gracefully.
It happens to the best of us.
If nothing else, you have to respect her business acumen.
Which two times though, Chrissy?
When she proved she doesn’t take being married to the “Sexiest Man Alive” too seriously.
We could only dream of such a lucky life.
When she confirmed that her kids are just like ours – complete weirdos.
What if, indeed!
Her life as a mom isn’t all that different from ours (minus the modeling, mansion, and being serenaded by John Legend of course).
Been there, answered that.
When she shared her genius plan to make sure John Legend never remarries.
Stealing this idea.
When she shared her biggest parenting conundrum – why is this so painfully true?!
The eternal parenting question.
Why is it so hard to be upfront about this?
Very few have mastered this skill.
There’s always at least one questionable part in every kid’s book.
Everything’s weird in parenting world.
She perfectly sums up all the joyful surprises that come with postpartum life.
Yes, it’s a fact. And yes, we should talk about it more.
When she admitted she sometimes has no idea where her husband is.
A very long workout.
She takes insults in stride.
Says the Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition cover girl…
She’s just like all parents who can’t figure out how to install a GD car seat.
We’re still installing ours.
Stars: They’re just like us and suffer from questionable behavior on sleepless nights.
Our late-night Google search history is really something to behold…
Teigen certainly has a knack for summarizing life’s more ridiculous moments in 140 characters or less. We can’t wait to see what she’ll be tweeting about motherhood times three very soon!
When I’m not hanging out with my three-year-old and husband in Brooklyn, I’m busy writing stories for Mamas Uncut and managing PR + Marketing for Magnolia Bakery, based in New York City. On weekends, you can usually find me at a local park or playground pushing my daughter on the swings, “researching” the best almond croissants in Park Slope or launching into impromptu family dance parties at home, the sidewalk or, every once in awhile, a restaurant bathroom. I’m still trying to master the whole parenting thing, but I have learned that copious amounts of coffee, humor and humility are involved on a daily basis.
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