Author and dad Rodney Lacroix has been keeping us laughing throughout quarantine with his funny parenting tweets. Whether he’s advocating for alcohol in the back-to-school section or cleaning mustard off of the family dog, he definitely gets it. And his non-stop stream of hilarious parenting tweets proves it.
If you’re in need of a laugh or looking to commiserate, give @RodLacroix a follow and enjoy our top 25 funny tweets from this funny dad below.
We’re thinking a nice IPA selection next to the crayons would be ideal.
Cause for Celebration
Me: I'm getting the kids ice cream for lunch because it's vacation. Wife: It's not vacation. Me: Because it's the weekend. Wife: It's not the weekend. Me: Because hey I've been stuck inside with them for 4 months and this will shut them up for 10 minutes. Wife: Get me a sundae.
Everyday is a holiday when you’re stuck inside with your family, right?
Germ Busters
When the kids go back to school they will be required to clean and wipe down their desks after every class like has the school department ever met kids or
Fostering a sense of independence comes at a price.
Snapple Storytime
School email: Reminder that by now your child should have completed at least 10 chapters of summer reading. Me: uh oh Son: wut Me: Have you read any books this summer? Son: uh, no, but I've had like 300 bottles of Snapple and read the inside of all the caps. Me: oh phew
Maybe it’s best if we don’t ask too many questions.
The Audacity
Child: The Tooth Fairy left me three dollars! Me: When I was a kid the Tooth Fairy would leave us coins. Child: Were they made of wood? Me: Child: Me: The Tooth Fairy isn't real.
We’re pretty sure there are bits of granola bars under those seats as well.
Tooth Fairy Mama
911: 911, what's your emergency? Me: Hi my wife told me to get something out of her sock drawer and when I opened it there were 5 bags of baby teeth in there. 911: A lot of moms save their kids baby teeth. Me: We only have 4 kids. 911: jesus christ get out of the house now
Emergency: there is an abundance of teeth in the sock drawer.
Pizza Party
Kids: What’s for dinner? Me: I’m making Chicken, Broccoli and Ziti Alfredo. Kids: Me: wut Child 1: I don’t want broccoli in mine. Child 2: I don’t want chicken in mine. Child 3: I don’t want chicken or broccoli. Child 4: Can you rinse off- Me [picking up phone]: Pizza it is.
We’ve come to expect an excessive amount of tears and screams on our calls.
Don’t You Dare
[6 AM]
Me: [sitting down on couch with first cup of coffee] Child [coming out of bedroom]: good morn- Me [pushing child back into bedroom]: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Rip apart box so it is no longer close-able. Tear bag down middle. Pour half of contents in bowl, half on table. Add enough milk to swim in. Leave nine pieces in bag. Don't close bag. In fact, open it wider if possible. Place back in cupboard.
Katie Nave is a freelance writer, producer, and mama living in Brooklyn, New York. Driven by her passion for storytelling, she is always seeking opportunities to elevate people who are working to better the world around them.
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