Author and dad Rodney Lacroix has been keeping us laughing throughout quarantine with his funny parenting tweets. Whether he’s advocating for alcohol in the back-to-school section or cleaning mustard off of the family dog, he definitely gets it. And his non-stop stream of hilarious parenting tweets proves it.
If you’re in need of a laugh or looking to commiserate, give @RodLacroix a follow and enjoy our top 25 funny tweets from this funny dad below.
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25 Funny Parenting Tweets by Rodney Lacroix aka @RodLacroix
Cheers to Parenting
At this rate, we’ll all be drunk by noon.
Musical Theater
Now is the time to form a percussion group!
Again, Shut the Door
When did we become our parents?
Slime Time
Well, this is absolutely not going to end well.
Parents Need Supplies Too
We’re thinking a nice IPA selection next to the crayons would be ideal.
Cause for Celebration
Everyday is a holiday when you’re stuck inside with your family, right?
Germ Busters
Have you seen their rooms?
Micro(wave) Manager
Anyone up for expired bacon and runny eggs?
Hot Dog
Fostering a sense of independence comes at a price.
Snapple Storytime
In our family, we encourage both hydration and literacy.
One Salad, Hold the Greens
So many hours of hearing all of their complaints.
Pick Your Battles
Give them some form of cheese and carbs and ask no questions.
Bottom Feeders
Maybe it’s best if we don’t ask too many questions.
The Audacity
If you insult this dad, he’s going to steal your childhood magic.
Menu Musings
Plus, it teaches them about nutrition and extreme portion sizes!
Bless You
To ensure your survival, it’s essential that you run out of the home in these moments.
Survival Plan
We’re pretty sure there are bits of granola bars under those seats as well.
Tooth Fairy Mama
Emergency: there is an abundance of teeth in the sock drawer.
Pizza Party
No need to be a chef tonight. Just give them what they want.
Adulting Realities
When you’re finished with those, you can also respond to all of our work emails.
Zoom Vibes
We’ve come to expect an excessive amount of tears and screams on our calls.
Don’t You Dare
Can we please just have this time, early risers?
Family Game Time
We all need a little time to escape right now.
Kids or Raccoons?
You should see how they open the chip bag.
Invite Declined
Please do not bring your family “to work” today.
Katie Nave is a freelance writer, producer, and mama living in Brooklyn, New York. Driven by her passion for storytelling, she is always seeking opportunities to elevate people who are working to better the world around them.