30 Darkly Funny Sesame Street Memes That Will Tickle Any Parent

Can you tell me how not to get to Sesame Street? We’ve stumbled across some very dark Sesame Street memes that are unforgettable for all the wrong reasons and we felt the need to share them with you. As parents, we endure a lot of our kids’ content and thankfully, Sesame Street remains one of the most timely and meaningful programs for children. But, what if it’s not? What if our cute pals like Elmo, Ernie, Bert, Big Bird, and Cookie monster all harbor some dark secrets? We’ve found some darkly funny Sesame Street memes that will make you question everything.

Yes, if you’ve ever wondered about the finer points of Bert and Ernie’s relationship, what gets Big Bird’s rocks off, or what sinister things Elmo might be harboring underneath that plush, red fur, you’ve stumbled across the list of memes for you. They reimagine these Muppets as a little more human, much more flawed, and sometimes criminally inclined. If you’d like to discover a more grown-up side to the characters you grew up with, take a walk with us through the sinister side of Sesame Street, the… “skid row” version of Sesame Street, if you will. Here we go!

You Will Not Believe These Very Dark and Twisty Sesame Street Memes!

Lonely in That Can

“Greetings. I am the Count. They call me the Count because I LOVE to count… things,” Count von Count famously said. Here, he is counting down Oscar’s friends, or lack of them. The Count is meant to parody Bela Lugosi’s portrayal of Count Dracula. He first appeared on the show in the Season 4 premiere in 1972, counting blocks in a sketch with Bert and Ernie. He’s come so far!

One Fresh Bird

We find Big Bird here as a naughty bird with a sign that might make you want to jump off of an overpass. What are we doing, folks? Big Bird is, of course, our eight-foot two-inch tall bright yellow anthropomorphic bird, he can roller skate, ice skate, dance, swim, sing, write poetry, draw, and ride a unicycle. He can also take some questionable selfies.

Elmo Likes It Rough

We all thought Elmo wanted tickles but perhaps he is after something a bit more substantial. The furry red monster with a falsetto voice, Elmo has illeism and also hosts the last five-minute segment on Sesame Street, “Elmo’s World”, which is aimed at toddlers. It’s Elmo’s world and we’re all just living in it. Please, don’t punch Elmo.

Grover’s Choice

Here is one of the darker Sesame Street memes that finds Grover not doing the right thing. He should really rethink what he does with his superpowers. Grover was originally performed by Frank Oz from his earliest appearances on the children’s program. Could he have imagined this Muppet’s cold indifference? We imagine not.

Roasted Rubber Ducky

Ernie’s beloved rubber ducky is on the chopping block in one of the more sinister Sesame Street memes on this list. We all need to eat but this is a step too far. Bert and Ernie are one of this program’s centerpieces and it’s sad to see them take this dark turn together. But, have you had duck? Tempting…

No, Elmo

What makes so many of these Sesame Street memes work is the pairing of the cute little puppets with some maniacal message. In this instance, Elmo has some “bloodlust” that he must contend with. We hope, for the sake of those small children, that the Muppet does not act on those evil urges. This is NOT Elmo’s song.

What Happened to Elmo?

Seriously, what happened to our beloved Elmo? Here is another one of the Sesame Street memes featuring our red, furry friend. He’s over the whole democracy thing and is itching for fascism. Let us hope he learns how to correctly spell this form of authoritarian rule before embarking on it. Elmo simply must not succeed and that’s a sad thing to have to say.

Not Cookie Monster!

In a song in 2004, and later in an interview in 2017, Cookie Monster revealed that his real name is Sidney Monster. RIP Mr. Sidney Monster. We don’t know why Hank Azaria did you so wrong! This is one of the creepier Sesame Street memes that points out some weird things the program has done and has yet to answer for. Why was Azaria wearing Sidney Monster’s head? Why did this not give us pause?

A Haunted Breakfast

What has Ernie done? He seems to have conjured some demons to possess a piece of toast, a bowl of cereal, and a banana. What did they do to deserve such a fate? We all want to eat a breakfast that fuels our day, not our nightmares. We also prefer to eat our breakfast and not meet it. It’s too early for all of that.

Elmo Fur

Here’s one of the Sesame Street memes that’s ripped from the comments section. Be prepared to face scrutiny if you wear any red fur as the only logical source of said fur is Elmo. PETA must not be okay with this. This coat must have dramatically decreased the Elmo population if indeed it took 101 Elmos to make. Stay warm but not at a Muppet’s expense, okay?

Floating Ernie

There are so many Sesame Street memes that take an image from the show out of context and refashion that image with a new intended meaning. We think the origin of this image was Ernie dreaming of being in the ocean but who can say for certain? We never expected to see Ernie’s spirit form as he’s been going strong for decades now. May he float on in peace.

The Dimensions

We find another Sesame Street meme that finds Ernie up to some strange business. Is this Ernie creating a multiverse? We’re not sure what drove Ernie to exile his pals to different dimensions but perhaps he had good reason. It’s likely his mate Bert took things too far. May these muppets be freed from their imprisonment and find peace.

The Count Is at It Again

Here’s another one of the Sesame Street memes that finds Count Von Count up to no good. Apparently, the Count wanted to count some cold, hard cash. We did not expect a life of crime for this mathematically gifted vampire but life has a way of finding a path for every one of us. Keep your friends close and your wallets closer.

Not Telly

Telly Monster is a lightly neurotic young monster who lives at 1304 Sesame Street. Early on, Telly was often paired with Oscar the Grouch, whom he tried to befriend against the odds. Perhaps he feels burned still and that’s why he is contemplating throwing bricks onto a freeway. Or is the Grouch catching? Make better life choices, people.

What Is It?

Here’s one of the nonsense Sesame Street memes that we really got a kick out of. We often take a face value that any Muppet is pleased with its personhood but what if some are in the midst of an existential crisis? We’re not sure who this furry pal was forced to become a chef but we hope he takes refuge in the simple pleasures of preparing meals and takes many a chef’s treat.

Grover’s Tough Side

We often think of Grover as a benign Muppet but it’s clear from this and previous Sesame Street memes that he’s not one to be messed with. Apparently, he’s looking out for the entire block and their right to an HBO subscription. Shouldn’t they be getting that for free? After all, the premium streaming network could afford it if they’re spending big on those CGI dragons. Spend big on the Muppets too.

Fast Elmo

How about some poetry along with your Sesame Street memes? Here’s a lovely piece about Elmo’s goals of world domination. The children don’t stand a chance. The last time we were scared of Elmo was when he was a float at the Macy’s Day parade. The fears have been renewed as we uncover the sinister machinations of this red menace.

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Can You Tell Me…

Here’s one of our favorite Sesame Street memes that plays with the program’s theme song. “Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?” is a question this individual never needed to ask. Most of us are all aware of the location of the Muppet habitat. You don’t need a GPS to find love and Muppet magic.

A Threat

Big Bird has chosen a life of crime in one of the creepiest Sesame Street memes on this list. That face, those eyes, that menacing smile… It’s all too much. What do you suppose Big Bird’s plan is for these children? Will they become lunch, we wonder. Perhaps Super Grover with his newly found powers can swoop in and save them from their bitter end.

Okay

Elmo is a dragon now. We don’t make the rules. There’s a great deal of ambiguity about what sort of creature Elmo is and we’re happy to finally put to rest any rumors about him being some sort of monkey or malnourished bear. Now, we all know with certainty that Elmo is a dragon.

Ernie, You’ve Changed

There’s something to be said about being proactive. We’re glad Bert has taken matters into his own hands to squash the zombie apocalypse that Ernie was ushering in. There’s more than one way to skin a cat and more than one way to take down a zombie. Bert, we thank you for your service.

Secret Ingredient

So many of the Sesame Street memes we uncovered involve Bert and Ernie. In this one, we find that Ernie has added a special ingredient to Bert’s tea. That wasn’t nice. What would drive Ernie to such an act of violence? Please keep away from the engine coolant, people.

The Boss

Beaker may look perpetually in a state of anxious shock, but he’s actually running Sesame Street like a boss. This is one of the great Sesame Street memes for occasions when someone is really winning at life. Let us all look to Beaker as a role model to those with anxiety disorders. It really can be done and you can have it all.

What Does He See?

What is Bert looking at? Wrong answers only. We find the cast assembled for a picture in this meme’s telling. One thing should stick out to you like a sore thumb, Bert is clearly scared by something to his left. Could this be the end for our favorite Muppet friends? Let’s hope Bert warned the others.

Sure

Do you like your Sesame Street memes punny? Here’s a great one that finds Bert and Ernie about to embark on an ice cream adventure. We wonder what type of sherbert these two like but we have a hunch that it’s likely rainbow. Eat up, Bert and Ernie!

The Plot

We find Bert and Ernie once more in this meme where they’re plotting something potentially criminal. This meme is giving us serious Alfred Hitchcock’s Rope vibes. If you like your Sesame Street memes with a dose of first-degree murder, this meme is for you.

The Creator

Here’s a fun meme about Elmo questioning everything after meeting his creator. The hand that’s pulling all the strings is really giving Elmo pause. Can you blame him? We believe that Elmo is so much bigger than just a puppet. You’ll always be Elmo to us.

Drake Would Be Proud

Here’s one of the Sesame Street memes that’s playing on the infamous Drake meme. This is a truly fun one that imagines the capabilities of being invisible in a mirror. The Count could have seen this as a setback but instead turned things around in his favor. You love to see a Muppet making the most of its station in life.

The Stone

Here’s one of the Sesame Street memes from way out of left field. If you’ve ever had a kidney stone, you know this is no joke and that it can honestly feel like you’re passing a boulder. At least Bert and Ernie will be there for one another. We just hope he does not bail on his buddy because things are about to get rough.

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We’re All Kids at Heart

We leave you with a meme about adults watching Sesame Street. Even though the show is for children, it always brings back fond memories and nostalgic vibes. There’s no shame to it. If you’re a parent you have an excuse, but if you’re not, that’s fine too. We all love this children’s program and that’s been made evident by the number of Sesame Street memes that are out there. Never stop, folks.

There you go! Will you ever be the same? We hope you got a healthy kick from these Sesame Street memes. After seeing these lovable characters positively influence our children for so long, it’s nice to imagine what they do with their time off. Be sure to share these hilarious memes with your other parent friends as we all could use a laugh these days!

One thing is true: parents are tired of watching Paw Patrol. For every disgruntled, adult viewer of the children’s series, there are funny Paw Patrol memes that pick fun at the characters of the show. These memes are the perfect antidote to the last few hours you spent watching Paw Patrol with your young child. You’ll never get that time back but you can get a hearty laugh out of it. For the dogs of Paw Patrol, “no job is too big, no pup is too small.” For our purposes, no meme is too weird, and no laughs are big enough.

And you thought we were stopping there? Oh no…keep scrolling!

30 Funny Paw Patrol Memes for Parents Who Are Sick of Those Pups

Paw Patrol memes come in a variety of styles with some being rather wholesome and others taking a darker path. One thing that they all have in common is that they are funny and your kids won’t be able to understand why they make you laugh so much. If you’ve been held captive by a toddler and forced to watch Paw Patrol Clockwork Orange-style, these Paw Patrol memes are for you. Enjoy!

At Least They Called

Here is one of the Paw Patrol memes that picks at the absurdity of the show. Why must the Paw Patrol attend to every problem in Adventure Bay? “We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas,” feels pretty feeling for the Bay’s residents. Do better, folks.

It’s Relentless

Here’s one of the creepier Paw Patrol memes that imagines your child as a cursed leprechaun. Do you ever feel like this is your kid on a Saturday morning? It’s a miracle that our children wake up every day even if we wish it was a bit later on the weekends.

Relatable Much?

When you’ve become invested in the romantic lives of animated dogs, you know that you’ve taken a step too far. Remember to pace yourself, parents. The Paw Patrol is coming for you and you must resist. Who else has been in the same spot?

Freedom

Here’s one of the darker Paw Patrol memes on the list. “If I jump… let me sink,” the meme says. Do you ever feel this way while watching that episode of the show for the thirteenth time? May we all know this sweet release soon.

Control

Here’s a gentle reminder for the parents out there who fall prey to their young children’s TV-viewing habits. It does not have to be this way! “You’re the parent. You’re in charge,” the meme says. “You do not have to watch another episode of Paw Patrol,” it continues. Take charge and liberate yourself from Adventure Bay.

The Struggle Is Real

We all reach a breaking point. This is especially true for the repetitive nature of Paw Patrol. That makes this one of our favorite Paw Patrol memes on the list. If you’ve ever contemplated bodily harm while watching Paw Patrol with your child, this is the meme for you. Stay spicy, folks.

Right?

“My kid explaining to me why I know nothing about Paw Patrol,” this meme says. Who else can relate? Our kids really get something completely different from the program than we, mere adults, ever could. It’s okay to nod and pretend like you have a mild interest.

It Never Ends

“When you finish Paw Patrol and Peppa Pig starts playing,” this meme says. It’s one of our favorite Paw Patrol memes because we’ve all been there. We’ve watched all the Paw Patrol we can take and then we must be forced to listen to a British pig enchant our children. It can feel so heavy.

When You Put It That Way…

“Fire is happening in a building, calls a 10-year-old kid,” this meme says. This is one of the Paw Patrol memes that picks at how silly the concept of the show is. Why are the folks of Adventure Bay calling a 10-year-old boy and dogs to solve all of their problems?

Papa Troll

Here’s one of the stupidest Paw Patrol memes that made us really laugh. “Not sure if they saying Paw Patrol,” the meme says, “Or Papa Troll.” We’d actually like to see the show called Papa Troll. Would you watch it? Would it be too close for comfort?

Oh, Hi!

“When you see the Google maps car passing by,” this meme says. It’s one of the sweetest and most wholesome Paw Patrol memes on this list. Do you also get excited when you see a Google car? You’re not alone! This cute dalmatian also has an affinity for those goofy cars.

Thoughts?

We find a “Who wore it better?” situation in this meme. Who knew there would be two dog cops nearly identically! It’s time for you to weigh in, which of these dogs wore it better? What’s up with all of these dog policemen?

The One and Only

We imagine this to be one of the Paw Patrol memes that many parents can relate to. Does your child eat, sleep, and breathe Paw Patrol? It might feel like the show is always playing. Do you remember silence? Have you ever met her? Why is the Paw Patrol theme song your song? Make it stop!

Lessons Learned

“Dad turned of Paw Patrol,” this meme says. “He won’t do that again.” This is one of our all-time favorite memes that’s been outfitted to comment on Paw Patrol. Do you ever worry about your children committing a revenge crime after you turn off Paw Patrol? Clearly, you’re not the only one. Unfortunately, the Paw Patrol can do very little about your burning home.

A Good Boy

Here’s one of the Paw Patrol memes that takes a swift turn. “Did I do good?” the character in the meme asks. “If not, I’m going to kill you,” it continues. This is a great meme for you if you’re not a fan of constructive criticism. Say nice things only, please, and thank you.

Roasted

Have you ever been the subject of friends’ ire? We all have to take a licking from friends every now and again. If your group text has turned against you, you know that the face in the above meme is a perfect reaction.

You Can’t Unsee It

Here’s a great reaction meme to send after you’ve witnessed something you wish you had not. The characters of Paw Patrol come together to make this shock meme so good. You can save this meme to pull out for the perfect reaction.

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You Gotta Know

Here is one of the Paw Patrol memes that totally gets how parenting changes you. A few years ago, you would have not cared a bit but now, you’re invested. After all, who else will worry over the fate of those baby turtles? Someone has to do it!

It Cuts Both Ways

True story! It feels great to block a troll online but what happens when those tables are turned? This is one of the best Paw Patrol memes for someone who is extremely online. It’s playful and cute and a great one to send on whatever social media platform you prefer.

Get It?

This is one of the Paw Patrol memes that features everybody’s favorite character, Rocky. Do you get this visual pun, now? It’s Rocky Road ice cream. We hope we didn’t ruin anything for you.

Uh-oh!

Here’s one of the Paw Patrol memes that marries another animated favorite. “Where the light touches is our kingdom,” the meme says. “Bit what’s that shadowy place over there?” Simba asks. “Foggy Bottom,” is the reply. We all know about the shady stuff that goes down beyond the city limits of Adventure Bay. On the other side of the tracks, you will find Foggy Bottom. You don’t want to be caught there after dark. Scary stuff.

It’s Fine

“I’m 25 and I love Paw Patrol,” this meme says over the image of a sad-looking bear. You like what you like, okay? Who are we to judge? But real talk, we’d be suspect if we met an adult who willfully watches this children’s program. We’ve seen too much and know better.

Surprise!

Here’s one of the darker Paw Patrol memes that imagines a surprise pregnancy among our pup pals. We’re not sure what twisted person came up with this meme, but it did make us cackle. There’s something so wrong about the wholesome characters seeming to have adult-style problems.

Bounce It

“Bounce that booty like a basketball,” this meme says. “Like this baby?” it continues. This is one of the dumbest Paw Patrol memes on the list that we could not help but share it with you. We can all use a little stupid every now and again.

No Escape

Who can relate? Your kid watches Paw Patrol non-stop, he rides a Paw Patrol-branded bicycle, plays with Paw Patrol toys, and has a blanket with images of those pups all over it. It’s easy to feel the oppressiveness of the police state we’ve allowed to take hold in our homes thanks to this children’s show. It’s everywhere!

Dirty Talk

As parents, we have to find time for ourselves in the most convenient way possible. One great way to get some alone time is to plop your little one in front of a screen and let them be distracted for that 24-minute run-time. Who knew putting on Paw Patrol would become a code for some saucy time?

Very Punny

Here’s another one of the Paw Patrol memes to feature the character, Rocky. It’s a well-known fact that Rocky claims to suffer from aquaphobia. Despite his claim, we have all witnessed Rocky in the ocean in those Sea Patrol episodes. It’s all a lie. We still feel so cheated.

How Do They Have So Much to Say?

Honest question, how can one child have so much to say? They can spend hours explaining a thing to you that you could witness for yourself in a fraction of time. If you are lucky, your kid can string together coherent sentences but for most of us, we find the plot getting lost. Kids are so funny!

Yep!

This is one of the most ridiculous Paw Patrol memes that’s stupid for the sake of stupid. It’s one of the best memes that you can insert randomly in any conversation that will likely get a laugh. If you love absurdist humor, this is the meme for you!

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There They Go!

Here they come! We find one of the funniest Paw Patrol memes here that imagines the pups as cowboy lawmen. It’s equal parts curious and ridiculous making it a great meme by our calculations.

There you go! What did you think of these funny Paw Patrol memes? We hope you found them entertaining and will consider sending them to a fellow parent who has a child obsessed with the children’s program. It’s one of the hottest shows for kids around which means that a whole lot of parents are having to sit through hours of the animated series. That means there’s no shortage of Paw Patrol memes made by exhausted parents out there!

Hey parents, looking for other relatable memes about the shows your children make you watch time and time again? Keep scrolling, because we tackle Cocomelon next!

Hilarious Cocomelon Memes That Every Parent Needs to See

Cocomelon is the second most viewed channel on YouTube around the world. That means that there are a ton of Cocomelon memes that viewers have created from the lullaby videos. Cocomelon is both a blessing and a curse for parents because young children can’t get enough of it while parents get tired of hearing the same lullaby hundreds of times. The show is very soothing for children but for parents, it’s a nerve-grater. The love and vitriol that folks have for the show result in some very dramatic Cocomelon memes.

We decided to round up dozens of these funny memes to share with you. If this show has made you feel alienated as a parent, trust us, you are not alone. There are so many hilarious memes made by parents about their feelings toward the program. If you’re looking for the funniest, most subversive Cocomelon memes, you have come to the right place. Take a scroll through our curated list below and be sure to share these memes with the fellow Cocomelon-haters in your life.

True Fear

“I fear no man,” this meme says. “But that thing… it scares me.” Poor JJ what did he ever do to this man in the shadows? We imagine it was hour after hour of lullabies from the show that instilled fear in his heart. Cocomelon might seem benign, but we would all be wise to be more suspect of JJ and the like.

Control

Do you ever feel like your toddler is the boss of the house? If so, this is one of the Cocomelon memes that should speak to your lived experience. When the kid has a meltdown to watch Cocomelon, most of us are just going to give in. Cocomelon is your master now.

10/10

“When you’re helping someone reverse and they back into a wall,” this meme says. Dad is getting up to some mischief in one of the few Cocomelon memes to feature the character. It’s a funny one that really made us laugh. We hope it did the same for you.

Choices

You have to choose between watching another episode of Cocomelon or sitting in a chair made of broken glass. What destiny are you choosing? We feel like this is the red pill/blue pill situation but for parents of toddlers. There are no wrong answers here, just choices.

Please, Weigh In

We’re placing bets! “Which family would win in [a] street brawl?” this meme asks. Our money is on JJ’s family but you might beg to differ. JJ seems like the scrappy underdog type who rises to the occasion and fights dirty.

Facts

Well, here’s food for thought. “The president of 2084 probably watching Cocomelon right now,” it says. It’s one of the chilling Cocomelon memes that puts things into perspective. If you fear that the show could be rotting children’s brains, this should scare you on a deep level. Then again, who knows if we’ll still have a “democracy” then.

Time for Bed…

“Me: No more Cocolemon, time for bed,” this meme says. Then, we’re treated to an image that’s been captioned “My 4-year-old.” This is one of the Cocomelon memes that really captures the passion that young kids have for this show. They will fight you to the death to keep watching those lullabies for the 333rd time.

Relatable

Is there a sound that strikes fear in parents’ hearts more than the Cocomelon theme song? We can think of no other. If you too want to shut down all of your faculties the instant that song starts, this is one of the best Cocomelon memes for you. How is it possible to be this tired?

What Is It, Actually?

Honestly, the cartoons the previous generations grew up with were extremely weird. We had Fraggle Rock, Teletubbies, weird Muppet stuff, and many stranger things. That being said, Cocomelon is pretty odd if you’re not under the age of 5. Somehow, it really resonates with kids and it’s rather wholesome. But, it’s fine if you’ll never “get it.”

Not Sure…

“Not sure if I’ve just heard all of the Cocomelon songs 1000 times or if they all just sound the same,” this meme says. They do all sound the same, don’t they? The creators of the show clearly have a winning formula (not winning for parents) when it comes to creating music for each episode. You’re not the only one who feels like they are in The Twilight Zone.

For Real

Here’s another one of the Cocomelon memes about that terrifying intro music. Can you relate? Have you ever wanted to scream so loud that your blood-curdling cries tune out that theme song? No, just us? We think Will and Grace understand the situation.

The Plan

Here’s one for the new parents out there who have a baby who has trouble sleeping through the night. It’s one of the Cocomelon memes that really gets what parenting a baby is like. It might feel, at times, like there is a conspiracy underway but we assure you, your baby is not planning to interrupt your sleep.

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Exhausted Parents

We can tell the creator of this meme that Cocomelon is so popular because parents are tired. We’re tired. We need a moment’s peace from caring for the little ones. Cocomelon offers that. Is it an ideal situation? Will the show eventually start ripping your sanity to shreds? Yes! But, until then, you can sit for a minute.

True

Here’s another one of the Cocomelon memes about it diverging from more traditional forms of children’s entertainment. It’s easy to try and draw comparisons but Cocomelon is just on a different level with its fans. We can appreciate the adventures of Curious George and see the appeal for children to watch this wacky lullaby show.

Questionable Conclusion

This is one of the Cocomelon memes that takes you on a bit of a journey. The conclusion here is questionable but it looks like they did the Punnett square math. It’s the right kind of stupid we want from a meme. Bravo!

Why!?

For better or worse, Netflix can’t quit Cocomelon. Is it a blessing or a curse for new episodes to stream? We imagine hearing and seeing something new will be a thrill for your child but less so for you. Cocomelon is just so repetitive that it’s hard to tell what’s new and what you’ve already seen.

For the Parents Out There

We get a dose of reality from Cody’s Dad in this meme that says, “I slept great last night, got a full 40 minutes.” Well, that’s not ideal and neither is being a parent most of the time. This is one of the great Cocomelon memes to send to your friends who also have kids that deprive them of sleep.

The Horror

Oh, yeah. This one’s money. With an assist from Keanu Reeves, we find one of the very best Cocomelon memes ever created. If you’ve ever been made to watch the program, you understand that it feels like what this meme looks like. No matter how old you get, you’ll never forget the uncanny feeling of watching an episode of Cocomelon for the first time and realizing it will be your prison for the next several years.

Coconuts

Coconut = good. Coconut + Melon = Bad. The math is that simple. This is one of the Cocomelon memes that simply makes sense. Stay on the right side of history and don’t give in to the Coconut + Melon formula. We can and should do better.

Is It Really?

Honest question for the toddlers out there? Is it really entertaining or do they just understand that it drives their parents insane and thus, continue watching it on an endless loop? It’s something we’ve wondered and we’re not sure what the right answer is. Can toddlers be given a lie detector test?

Why!?

“Why did you turn the Cocomelon [off]!!?” this image is captioned. It’s one of the best Cocomelon memes for parents who have experienced their child’s violent wrath. They can’t watch TV forever, however, and you’re just doing the responsible thing. How do we get kids to understand?

No One:

Here’s one of the weirdest Cocomelon memes we stumbled across and it was so offbeat, that we felt the need to share it with you. We find Steven Buscemi’s face super-imposed on this child’s and it is enough to give you nightmares. It is worth noting that the children on Cocomelon do look very strange.

Choose the Victor

Would you place a bet on JJ taking out the North Korean army? We’re pretty sure if he just sang his lullabies on repeat the troops would retreat. No one deserves that sort of mental terrorism and warfare. If you’ve witnessed Cocomelon, you know just how potent a force the characters from the series can be. We don’t trust them for one second.

Who Else?

“Tell me you’re a new mom without telling me you’re a new mom,” this tweet says. “I’ll go first: A Cocomelon song had me crying this morning.” Yep! That about sums it up. If you’ve not cried along to a Cocomelon song, have you even lived? We relate so hard to this one and think it’s a perfectly crafted tweet.

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Not Jealous

Watching the dad on cocomelon cook and clean everything ???? pic.twitter.com/kLRb0DmkzK

— n (@spookypancakes) February 27, 2021

“Watching the dad on Cocomelon cook and clean everything,” this tweet says about a reaction gif from Friends. “I’m so happy and not at all jealous,” it says. This is one of the Cocomelon memes for the dads out there who need to pick up their slack. JJ’s Dad knows what’s up in this regard.

There you go! What did you think of these Cocomelon memes? We hope some of them made you feel better about those complex feelings we have for the children’s program. On the one hand, it’s great to have a show that our young ones enjoy. On the other, it’s painful to sit through. These Cocolemon memes celebrate the agony and ecstasy of seeing and hearing this very strange show.