We all have our eccentricities and offbeat ideas on how to create the perfect home. That being said, we imagine they pale in comparison to some of the things you have seen on real estate and property apps like Trulia or Zillow. With help from an excellent social media account, ZillowGoneWild, we set out to find the strangest real estate listing photos to ever land on the internet.
There are all sorts of homes for all sorts of people but we can agree that some have features that are less than savory for most of us. From offbeat layouts to goth-themed decor, we have found some of the most thrilling, and we do not necessarily mean that in a good way, homes for you to gawk at. These photos of homes, which are supposed to inform potential buyers, actually raise more questions than they answer. Here are 25 of the wildest photos of real estate listings you will ever see:
Do you have any ideas as to why this is remotely practical? We all love some good, deep lunges but this seems like a real stretch.
Paint It Black
Welcome to your new nightmare, we mean bedroom. It’s the mirrors on ever wall around the bed and the hanging TV that does it for us. Do you like this goth aesthetic?
Who needs a pool house when you can have a pool garage instead? We worry about the security of this home as it looks like an intruder could simply swim underneath the garage door once it’s closed. What a thrill!
22. This Is a Residence
This is a residential home in Boynton Beach, FL. It’s three bedrooms, two baths, and one strip bar. Florida, please never change.
The Colors Are a Scheme
The carpet alone would make this real estate listing photo stand out. But, it, paired with steel grey cabinets is certainly a mood.
20. Lap of Metallic Luxury
People’s attempts at monochromatic color schemes are not paying off, clearly. Do you like giant dining chairs that make you look like a child once seated? You will look and feel so *smol.*
19. What a Combo
Just what we did not know we needed, a combination kitchen and bathroom. We know you know better than to sh*t where you eat! To the owners of this home in Ridge, New York, who hurt you?
18. Not Again
We guess we know where the homeowners of this Phoenix, Arizona home stand on the controversial issue of relieving themselves in the shower. Or, maybe one wife had this installed after her husband forgot to close the toilet seat one too many times.
17. Pepto, Tho
A choice! Painting lower kitchen cabinets is a current renovation trend, but this photo proves it’s not always a guaranteed success. The homeowners of this snowy, Grosse Isle, MI home are clearly living their best Barbie fantasy.
16. A Home with Friends
If you would like your last words to be, “How is it so strong?” Move into this Williamsport home that comes with a gallery of dolls for you to befriend! Will you or won’t you?
15. Medieval Times
All that’s missing is a moat! For fans of Game of Thrones and Michigan Wolverines, you can have this Marquette, MI 4 bed, 5 bath home for the low price of $945,000.
14. Natural Serenity
This real estate listing photo, taken inside a New Berlin, Wisconsin home will allow you to be the coldest days of winter in the upper midwest. If you have ever wanted to live inside temple ruins, Indiana Jones-style, this is your dream home!
13. Very Open Concept
The idea of a tasteful tub in a bedroom might appeal to some. But, having one in a loft, above a living room, and in between multiple windows presents some issues. We are not even going to touch the toilet in the room. You can show yourself to the entirety of Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania in this $555,000 home.
12. You Skate?
This is the interior of a home in North London, UK. We do not know many internationally famous British pro-skateboarders, but we are 100% sure one of them lives inside this giant skatepark home. Unfortunately, the real estate listing does not say.
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11. Mustard & Grape
If you enjoy getting dizzy each time you ascend or descend stairs, this could be the perfect option for you (it’s a bonus if you are an LSU fan as well). You will find this beauty in the colorful community of Goshen, Kentucky.
10. Must Love Pugs
Here’s a room that’s all about love for the pug and we must say it deserves some respect. The owner of this Vesuvius, VA home has a love for dogs but in another photo from the listing, we noticed a potential cause for concern from a curious cat.
9. And Phantom Felines
Welcome back to the Pughouse™. Notice anything a little ghostly going on? If these walls could talk, what secrets could they tell?
8. A Buzz-worthy Semi Detached London Home
According to the listing, this London home contains over 300 outlets. For a retired electrician, this could be a dream!
7. Bottoms Up!
Do you want to feel the joy of cleaning your face in a water feature? Do you hate scrubbing your sink? Are you a “wine mom?” This Gobles, Michigan house is a place you can call home.
A home to someone in carpet sales, this Metairie, Louisiana home inexplicably has carpet in every room, including in its largest bathroom. Built to look like a carpeted Parthenon, this tub and surrounding pyramid would make anyone going for a soak feel like a god of fiber and moisture.
5. Beam Me Up!
Any bathroom that comes with not one, but three remotes is really on a whole other plane of existence. This appears to be the worlds most technologically advanced shower found in a modest Kittery, Maine home.
4. Dreams of Cold Cuts Right from the Meat Drawer
We are sticking with the dream home in Kittery for the above image. The designer of the spaces in this abode really loves to push the boundaries of a room’s function. Function > Design. Take the full-size refrigerator found in the home’s largest bedroom. Someone must have really been about those midnight snacks.
3. A Dive
Have you ever had the urge to do a belly flop right in the middle of your bathroom floor? If so, you will be right at home in this cozy carpeted bedroom with a tub that sits on the basement floor below. Green is such a lively color isn’t it?
2. Chilling with Your Girls
Check out this home’s super diva vibes. This would be the perfect place to relax with your new friends after work. A perk of this home would be a helping hand, arm, leg, or head you can always count on. Check out the mirror on the wall, you’ve got even more friends behind you!
1. Watching Over You
Here is one of the bedrooms in this Lake Tahoe, California home. We all got a little lonely during the pandemic lockdowns, so you really should not judge, okay? Purchase this home and you will have the most agreeable housemates on the planet! Who doesn’t love that?
There you go! What did you think of these wild real estate listing photos? Most of us love looking at real estate listing pictures as they help us learn more about our own tastes. They also are a source of inspiration for design and remodeling ideas. Do you have any design takeaways from this list? If you loved ZillowGoneWild’s real estate photo finds, you can follow them here.
Andrew is an Assistant Editor for Mamas Uncut with over ten years of experience as a writer in the creative, marketing, and blogging spaces. After studying Film and Art History, he developed a passion for telling stories in a variety of mediums. Obsessively making lists, reporting celebrity news, and diving into emerging pop cultural topics are a few of his interests.
- 1 These Stairs
- 2 Paint It Black
- 3 Pool House
- 4 22. This Is a Residence
- 5 The Colors Are a Scheme
- 6 20. Lap of Metallic Luxury
- 7 19. What a Combo
- 8 18. Not Again
- 9 17. Pepto, Tho
- 10 16. A Home with Friends
- 11 15. Medieval Times
- 12 14. Natural Serenity
- 13 13. Very Open Concept
- 14 12. You Skate?
- 15 11. Mustard & Grape
- 16 10. Must Love Pugs
- 17 9. And Phantom Felines
- 18 8. A Buzz-worthy Semi Detached London Home
- 19 7. Bottoms Up!
- 20 6. Moist
- 21 5. Beam Me Up!
- 22 4. Dreams of Cold Cuts Right from the Meat Drawer
- 23 3. A Dive
- 24 2. Chilling with Your Girls
- 25 1. Watching Over You
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