Over the last several months most parents have found it harder than ever to raise their progeny. As we all hang on by a thread, we would like to lighten your load for a moment by injecting your day with some funny parenting tweets. We saw some truly hilarious and even enlightening comments come from parents in March.
With Spring, warm weather, and the promise of loosened restriction in sight, you can almost feel the impatience in every single one of these funny remarks. It’s easy to miss the best parenting tweets because, you have a life, so we rounded the best of the best up for you to binge-enjoy in one sitting. Check out these 25 hilarious parenting tweets from March!
If you have been mostly trapped in your home for the last year with your kids, this likely feels relevant. We do not know about you, but we would like a nap on a desert island.
Slaying the Game
Okay, this little one’s face is just replace and the exact thing you needed to see today, right? This mom makes one rock-solid case.
What if Ranch Dressing Is Involved?
Some 10-year-olds are wise beyond their years. This child along with this funniest of parenting tweets deserve some awards.
Not a Great Feeling
We imagine that walking into a room and seeing this would also make us want to go into a panic. Our own kids have the uncanny ability to scare you more than any other thing on this earth.
How often do your kids make you feel old to the point of being actually dead? In all honesty, we are just this young one is using her colorful imagination.
We guess there’s a whole genre of funny parenting tweets that consist of bad diagnoses from the children. We are into it! You can always count on a kid to bring you unexpected joy.
Simple Math Here
#WineMomForever! The phenomenon of people wanting what they can’t have starts at such a young age, doesn’t it? We felt this.
Keeping up with old friends is so hard! At list this dad’s 6-year-old gave it a try.
Of all the parenting tweets we saw this past month, nothing took of the breath out of us quite like this one did. Oh, Netflix, get your act together!
We agree with this mom who thinks her “kid gets it.” We see a bright future ahead for this manipulative and clever 4-year-old angel.
Nope! If this mom finds a secret cheat code, we hope she tweets it. You got this game, mom!
Some children have the capacity to commit a crime while other do not. Raise the child you want to see in this world!
Out of Nowhere
Kids can really come out of nowhere with a statement. What’s more impressive, is they will make a claim with such boldness and confidence that you must admire it.
This young man is going to make a fine husband some day! Teach them young and teach them well, folks!
Privacy is a hard commodity to come by as a parent. The same can be said for romance. Judging from the comments on this tweet, people found it to be extremely relatable.
@MumInBits has some of the funniest best parenting tweets doesn’t she? We hope no one ever takes her 4-year-olds tenacity.
Parkour is a physical discipline where practicers jump from one object to another in a complex course or environment. Trying to keep a toddler from drawing all over every inch of your house is a struggle that’s all too real for many parents.
Do you think you belong in this family too? Now, we want a queso fundido!
Of al the funny parenting tweets we share with you on this list, this one got a ton of likes, nearly half a million. This is one fine parenting tweet.
A Gift from Kehlani
Singer and mom, Kehlani shared a delightful parenting tweet about salad. The kids know something we do not.
Chelsea Peretti On Children’s Books
Actor Chelsea Peretti who shares a baby with director Jordan Peele, wrote about some troubling gender stereotypes she’s encountered while reading with her child. Can we please put the “fun parent” narrative to bed?
Many of the funny parenting tweets involved parents and their teachers and this one from @LizerReal was one of our favorites! We always hope they stay a little weird as they grow. People love “interesting” folks.
This could be the beginning of a horror movie plot! What would you do if your kid told you this?
Well, it’s not everyday that your 4-year-old reads you for filth. We are so glad that this mom shared this with the world.
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Who’s Been There?
*Turns on “Slow Born” and relaxes in the driver seat.* Sit back and relax, the kids will be fine! What a great tweet!
There you go! We hope you laughed at a couple of these funny parenting tweets. It’s not always easy, but you can always laugh at yourself, your family, and the wild and wonderful journey that parenting is.
Andrew is a Chicago-based writer who enjoys finding the best of the internet, obsessively making lists, and cooking for friends. After studying Film and Art History, he developed a deep love for both topics. Celebrity news, pop culture, and stories that bring people together are his passions.
- 1 Ask Away
- 2 Slaying the Game
- 3 What if Ranch Dressing Is Involved?
- 4 Not a Great Feeling
- 5 Playing Doctor
- 6 The Pause
- 7 Simple Math Here
- 8 Remember?
- 9 Begging!
- 10 The Cure
- 11 A Code
- 12 The Sharer
- 13 Out of Nowhere
- 14 WYKYK
- 15 Too Real
- 16 Shout Goals
- 17 True
- 18 Queso
- 19 Monotony
- 20 A Gift from Kehlani
- 21 Chelsea Peretti On Children’s Books
- 22 Never Change
- 23 An Eye-Opener
- 24 A Burn
- 25 Who’s Been There?
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