75 Hoppy Easter Jokes for Kids That Will Make the Holiday So Much Fun

Andrew Kreeger

1 year ago

Easter is a time for family, friends, and fun – and what better way to get into the holiday spirit than with silly jokes? We’ve compiled 75 Easter jokes for kids that the whole family can enjoy. From puns about bunnies and chicks to knock-knock jokes about eggs, there’s something here for everyone!

Feel free to write these Easter jokes for kids into cards, notes to send in the lunchbox, and messages to the Easter bunny. These jokes are sure to spread smiles and laughter across your Easter celebration – so grab your basket – it’s time to get hopping!

Knock-Knock Easter Jokes for Kids

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Carrie.” “Carrie who?” “Carrie my Easter eggs for me, please?”
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Esther.” “Esther who?” “Esther Bunny!”
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Moira.” “Moira who?” “Give me Moira Easter chocolate.”

More Knock-Knock Jokes

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Arthur.” “Arthur who?” “Arthur any more chocolate bunnies?”
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Egg.” “Egg who?” “Egg-cited to see me?”
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Heidi.” “Heidi who?” “Heidi the eggs around the house!”

Even More Knock-Knock Easter Jokes for Kids

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Some bunny.” “Some bunny who?” “Some bunny keeps taking all my Easter candy!”
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Howard.” “Howard who?” “Howard you like to meet the Easter Bunny?”
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Butter.” “Butter who?” “Butter bring your Easter basket we’ve got eggs to find.”

Easter Egg Jokes for Kids

If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down? Neither—roosters don’t lay eggs!
What’s an Easter egg from outer space called? An egg-stra-terrestrial.
Why should you never tickle an Easter egg? It might crack up!

More Easter Jokes for Kids About Eggs

What day do Easter eggs hate the most? Fry-day.
Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.
Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.

Still More Easter Jokes About Eggs

How does the family like their eggs on Easter? Over-easy like a Sunday morning.
Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast? Because he’s an eggs-pert in the kitchen!
Why was Rihanna so happy on Easter? She found eggs in a hopeless place!

More Eggsellent Jokes

Why can’t we be late on Easter? Because there are no eggs-cuses!
Why did the bunny fall for the chicken? Because he was eggs-actly her type!
What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks lately?

More Easter Jokes for Kids About Eggs

What happens when you tell an egg a joke? They crack up.
What’s a sleeping egg called? Eggs-hausted!
Where do you find Easter eggs? From an eggplant!

Easter Bunny Jokes for Kids

What do you get when you cross a bumblebee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball!
Why did the rabbit go to the dance? To do the bunny hop.

More Easter Bunny Jokes

Why couldn’t the duck work for the Easter Bunny? He kept quacking the eggs.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You’ve never seen a bunny who needs glasses!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken stole his Easter eggs!

Very Bunny Jokes

What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter? Eggs-hausted.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite way to travel? By hare-plane.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.

Even More Fun Jokes About the Easter Bunny

What music does the Easter Bunny dance to? Hip-hop.
Why did the Easter bunny keep coming back to brunch? Because the food was egg-stremely good!
Why is the Easter bunny so lazy? Be he doesn’t carrot all!

Delightful Easter Jokes About Bunnies

What does the Easter bunny say before it eats? “Lettuce pray.”
Why can’t the Easter bunny’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
Why couldn’t the Easter bunny fly home for Easter? It didn’t have the hare fare.

Sweet Easter Jokes About the Bun

Why did the bunnies go on strike? Because they wanted better celery.
Why doesn’t the Easter bunny get hot in the summer? It has hare conditioning.
Why is the Easter bunny so funny? He always has a tail to tell!

Endearing Easter Bunny Jokes

What is the Easter bunny’s favorite song? “Don’t Worry Be Hoppy.”
How does the Easter Bunny stay active? Eggs-ercise.
What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one!

Punny Easter Bunny Jokes

What’s a bunny’s favorite type of book? One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
What’s a forgetful bunny called? Hare-brained.

More Easter Jokes About Everyone’s Favorite Bunny

When would a bunny wear a hat? When it’s having a bad hare day.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.

General Easter Jokes

Why are people tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter? In the dictionary!
What’s one way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.

Easter Jokes About the Holiday

Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they’re eggs-tinct.
Where should you look for treasure on Easter? Wherever eggs marks the spot!
How can you get ready to eat Easter candy? Lots of eggs-ercise!

Kids Love These Easter Jokes

Christmas comes before Easter in one place only—where is it? The dictionary!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross its mom? Because it was Good Friday!
Which college did the Easter bunny have at the top of his list? John Hop-kins University, their track team is great at the long jump!

More Easter Jokes for Kids

Why should you never show Easter eggs a scary movie? They’re all a little chicken!
What happens when you crack a bad joke at school on Easter? You get egg-spelled!
What sport do you have to play on Easter? Basket-ball.

Classic Easter Jokes for Kids

What’s the most popular baby bunny name? Peter!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
What kind of beans grow in the garden on Easter? Jelly beans!

Winning Easter Jokes for Kids

When do the kids go to bed on Easter? When they’re eggs-osted
What do you put in your hair before church on Easter? Hare spray!
Why were the chickens huddled together? They were hatching a plan for the Easter egg hunt.

Our Favorite Easter Jokes

Why was it a surprise that I showed up to Easter on time this year? Because I’m always choco-late!
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the gray hares.

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Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
What do you call two best friends on Easter? Two Peeps in a pod!

There you go! Now you know some really good Easter jokes for kids. They will surely get a kick out of these. Share these jokes far and wide and spread Easter joy!