Parenting ten-year-old twin boys is no easy task. Lucky for us, Robert Knop is documenting all of the hilarious moments on Twitter. His account, @FatherWithTwins, is a must-follow for anyone who knows what it’s like to live with kids who have no internet access or that feeling when you discover a bag of chips under your child’s pillow. And thus he enters our Funny Parenting Tweets pantheon of icons.
Whether he’s enduring another drive-by birthday party or serving dinner to unsatisfied customers, this dad of two knows the struggle is real. We’ve curated our top 25 favorite tweets from Robert Knop’s @FatherWithTwins just for you.
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25 Funny Parenting Tweets From Funny Dad Robert Knop, aka @FatherWithTwins
The Devil is in the Details
When asking about your child’s hygiene habits, it’s important to be as specific as possible.
We’ll have what he’s having!
Would you like a trophy for simply existing, dear child?
There are moments as a parent when you just simply need to pretend that you saw nothing.
Covid Cake Longings
Can you maybe throw a slice into the car window?
You’ve Been Warned
It wasn’t funny the last 100 times and now we’re done.
Where Have We Been?
Why haven’t we been sending them outside to play all along?!
Basically the equivalent to calming ocean waves, don’t you think?
We applaud the dedication it takes to stick to an hour-long complaint session.
That Prime Tho
Just waiting on the stack of boxes to form outside.
It’s been real, team. Better luck next season.
Thoughts and Prayers
They might have to actually read a book or *gasp* spend time with the family.
Hold the Sauce
Giving your dinner a bath is a savage move.
The Anxiety River
My how priorities change with the seasons of parenting.
You Can Keep ‘Em
Boys, you’re going to love your new home with a pool!
Can I see the menu, please?
Empty Jar, Full Heart
We’re pretty sure we know who put the empty milk jug back in the fridge as well.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Dad.
Do you have a beverage under there as well, son?
Do I Even Know You?
We’re just now getting to know one another, I guess?
Must also love cleaning up spills and answering endless amounts of questions.
It’s Still Dark Out
Why do they turn into summer roosters?
Did You Hear Something?
I guess they’ve got it covered, so I’ll go back to being invisible.
I do not know what type of animal that is and I’m not sure when one would ever use it.
Say Cheese or Whatever
The holiday card is done!
Katie Nave is a freelance writer, producer, and mama living in Brooklyn, New York. Driven by her passion for storytelling, she is always seeking opportunities to elevate people who are working to better the world around them.
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