Hey, parents, are you in need of a little comic relief? Stephanie Ortiz AKA @Six_Pack_Mom never fails to keep us laughing. The mom-of-six honestly documents the ups and downs of mom life, in 280 characters or less, in a never-ending stream of funny parenting tweets.
Whether she’s stumbling upon her children’s latest mess or feeding the family holiday candy for breakfast, we could not possibly relate more to her daily struggles. If you’re looking for some levity to get you through the days, give her a follow! We’ve rounded up our favorite 25 tweets from the funny writer-mama behind the beloved @Six_Pack_Mom account for your enjoyment.
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Top 25 Funny Parenting Tweets by Stephanie Oritz aka @Six_Pack_Mom
Thief of Joy
At least the endless sibling arguments are bringing happiness to someone.
Made With Love
We’ve had those delicious peanut butter hearts, so no judgment here, Valentine.
Ouch, this one hurts. Epidural, please?!
Eggcellent Mess Makers
That feeling when you know you’re about to walk into an epic mess.
Lazy Little Genius
Isn’t amazing how resourceful children become when attempting to avoid chores?
Snap, Crackle, Pop
If it means a couple of minutes in the bathroom alone, we’ll take some cereal dust.
Ah few things compare to the joys of a solid sibling prank.
We’re also wearing swimsuits for clothing and eating popsicles for breakfast. Everything is FINE.
The Ultimate Punishment
“No more screens!” Why do we hurt ourselves just to prove a point?
Gifts of Boys
You never know what you’ll find when cohabitating with boys, am I right?
Fully Developed Character
One of the beautiful things about parenting is we’re allowed to be hypocrites 99% of the time.
Vacuums For Everyone
Now try turning it into a contest and you have a solid cleaning crew!
Too Blessed To Stress
Two minutes of pure bliss. We’d say this mama is living the dream.
When you’ve said “Wow!” a thousand times and it’s not even noon.
Headaches For Days
Going to see live music isn’t what it used to be.
Happy Mother’s Day
We’re guessing you’re going to also clean up the “we made you breakfast” mess as well, mom.
There is also the “I don’t want to clean my room” whine and the “my brother hit me” scream. Don’t be fooled.
We’re thinking more dental work is in order for this exhausted mom.
Hold The Onion
The attention to detail at dinnertime is unmatched.
Sometimes the littlest people come up with the most epic burns.
How Dare You
Nothing like a teen’s wildly changing moods to keep you on your toes.
Sometimes this job can be downright disgusting.
It seems that no rodent will ever be able to replace Teddy and Rhino, so don’t you dare even try.
Oh great, another loud object to bring into our home!
It does have a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
Katie Nave is a freelance writer, producer, and mama living in Brooklyn, New York. Driven by her passion for storytelling, she is always seeking opportunities to elevate people who are working to better the world around them.
- 1 Top 25 Funny Parenting Tweets by Stephanie Oritz aka @Six_Pack_Mom
- 1.1 Thief of Joy
- 1.2 Made With Love
- 1.3 Painful Parenting
- 1.4 Eggcellent Mess Makers
- 1.5 Lazy Little Genius
- 1.6 Snap, Crackle, Pop
- 1.7 Sibling Shockers
- 1.8 Summer Management
- 1.9 The Ultimate Punishment
- 1.10 Gifts of Boys
- 1.11 Fully Developed Character
- 1.12 Vacuums For Everyone
- 1.13 Too Blessed To Stress
- 1.14 Pool Tricks
- 1.15 Headaches For Days
- 1.16 Happy Mother’s Day
- 1.17 Remain Seated
- 2 Spa Day
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